Shrimp dog
04.03.2026 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@thehuckshow.bsky.social
Dad | Husband | Procurement | DFS Grinder | Bullpen Aficionado | Trash League Player | Lives for the Under And 'cause I was gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free
Shrimp dog
04.03.2026 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When they battle the alien at the end, 3 dudes die in front of Dan Akroyd and one loses his head and it bounces down the stairs to the alter. 6 year old me was shooketh.
03.03.2026 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eastern Bluebird doesnβt care for the food, just wants to see whatβs going on over here #BirdSky
02.03.2026 15:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs the beheading scene that stuck with me as a child
02.03.2026 14:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Confession: An Amazon package meant for our neighbor got delivered to us today. I accidentally opened it. It was ivermectin. Rather than face the awkwardness, I made my daughter return it.
02.03.2026 02:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The yearly pilgrimage for the Houston Rodeo BBQ Cookoff. Good drinks, good barbecue, and my significant other getting upset with me because Iβve had too many drinks. Clockwork.
01.03.2026 05:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The golden days
28.02.2026 15:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My daughterβs favorite musician. My reaction has always been βWho is Laufeyβ.
27.02.2026 17:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Photographers always wait for the money shot
27.02.2026 00:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nothing against Jasmine Crockett - she is a fantastic politician who has done and continues to do great things for my state and our country, but I am voting for @jamestalarico.bsky.social - so please stop texting me.
26.02.2026 21:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ad saying a toothbrush removes 1000% more plague
AI is doing great things for our country
26.02.2026 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Damn I think Mamdani rules the country
26.02.2026 20:28 β π 225 π 2 π¬ 6 π 3Lord knows I do
26.02.2026 20:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i think itβs beautiful that in this country, once you are no longer culturally relevant, you can just pivot to grifting conservatives
21.02.2026 17:39 β π 177 π 30 π¬ 2 π 2The worst
26.02.2026 18:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Smotherman!
26.02.2026 16:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Reminds me of Brandon Pfaadt. Every single picture, including most of his baseball cards, is this face as he delivers. Photographers love this photo.
25.02.2026 15:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dewgong holding coffee on a coffee cup
Cheers to a good Tuesday βοΈ
24.02.2026 13:38 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Oh boy. Heβs a Mervert.
24.02.2026 04:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Too late
22.02.2026 20:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For the first time in my life I didnβt embarrass myself on the golf course
22.02.2026 19:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One time my friend convinced me a dog treat was a combo and I ate it
22.02.2026 12:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0McDonaldβs Shamrock Shake
I just sucked down this shamrock shake in record time
21.02.2026 00:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guy standing at a town hall meeting
I was painted Eighty-three years ago today, Norman Rockwell captured me in his βFour Freedomsβ series - Want, Fear, Worship, and Speech. I represent Freedom of Speech.
Let me take my seat.
Dude. So cool.
20.02.2026 03:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alysa Liu is a beast
19.02.2026 22:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1New Girl Scout cookie brand - Exploremores
Iβm sure these will have a < 5 year run, but let me tell ya, they slap
19.02.2026 13:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lot of movies I like in here. Makes me feel like I don't know what good movies are.
18.02.2026 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saw it in high school with some friends on a school night, and we all fell asleep around midnight, halfway through. Just brutal.
18.02.2026 22:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0