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This is what @MarshaBlackburn thinks Iranians should be grateful for — as @SenatorHagerty just joined her to vote for Trump and Bibi’s war.

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I don’t think there’s a Speech and Assault Clause

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AOC: He impulsively went in on Venezuela. He impulsively went in on Iran. It led to increased global instability and every time he’s done that, it has been consistent with a spike in what is happening with the Epstein files. I think that he feels existentially tied to it.

“There’s no Somali folks in the Epstein Files”

Welp

YouTube video by Imagix Film I just f***in shot myself - La version musicale

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In January, we went inside the Dilley detention center. Children shared letters describing the anguish of being ripped from their lives: propub.li/4cUHm8L

After publishing that story, we learned about Edison, a 13-year-old from Chicago detained for 2+ months. Listen to Edison in his own words 👇

🤥 @KristiNoem today: “I didn’t call Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist.”

FLASHBACK: she sure did 👇🏽

A photo of a blue Global X plane seen from a distance with a bus and five white vans in front of it.

FORTY-SEVEN NEIGHBORS shackled and loaded onto this Global X ICE flight today at Baltimore’s BWI.

There are four ICE flights a week now taking our Maryland neighbors to detention centers down South.

Today in Iran…

HIRONO: DHS was lying that Ms Martinez was a domestic terrorist who ambushed federal agents. Yes or no -- that was a lie?

NOEM: Every day our law enforcement officers face tragic situations--

HIRONO: I'm not hearing yes or no. It was a lie.

But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

Have you ever seen the documentary “God Forbid: The Scandal That Brought Down a Dynasty” on Hulu? Anyway. Very surprising to see such an esteemed university veer so far from their traditional principles.

💥

🔥 🇬🇧 @zarahsultana.bsky.social to Keir starmer : “There was no intelligence indicating an imminent threat— yet we’ve already seen pre-emptive strikes attacking a girls school, killing over 100 children… How much do you enjoy being Trump’s poodle?”

He signaler his intention to seek bribes from the military industrial complex a week ago.

you misspelled bitch

A normal president would be surrounded by experts in every facet of foreign relations who would definitely make sure such things were facilitated beforehand but this clown probably doesn’t have a single person who would even think about this. Christ we are so fucked. By “we,“ I mean the planet.

Q: "Do you think Trump should be deposed by this committee?"

HILLARY: "Absolutely. Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. That is behavior that fits a pattern."

“(Even if we are being led by a child rapist … it’s unfair to mischaracterize us thusly)”

Do they give Pulitzers for stenography? Whatever is happening to his neck, we can be certain it’s definitely not what his physician says. But the fact that they responded at all tells us it’s bad. 🥰

Every time I see shit like this, my immediate thought is to hope that Jake Tapper’s kids have disowned him.

Anyone have friends in Yerevan, Armenia? Asking for a story.

If not, will you repost for signal boost?

PRESIDENT EISENHOWER: “We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence of the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists.” #NoWarWithIran #IranWar

And they’ve still not been able to resolve the OSU OBGYN he was paying $100k/year with/through Wexner.

In my entire life, I have never had so many rapid-fire fantasies invade my brain all at once.

So does his face.

Cronkite would have done the same thing.