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Today in Iran…

HIRONO: DHS was lying that Ms Martinez was a domestic terrorist who ambushed federal agents. Yes or no -- that was a lie?

NOEM: Every day our law enforcement officers face tragic situations--

HIRONO: I'm not hearing yes or no. It was a lie.

But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

Have you ever seen the documentary “God Forbid: The Scandal That Brought Down a Dynasty” on Hulu? Anyway. Very surprising to see such an esteemed university veer so far from their traditional principles.

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🔥 🇬🇧 @zarahsultana.bsky.social to Keir starmer : “There was no intelligence indicating an imminent threat— yet we’ve already seen pre-emptive strikes attacking a girls school, killing over 100 children… How much do you enjoy being Trump’s poodle?”

He signaler his intention to seek bribes from the military industrial complex a week ago.

you misspelled bitch

A normal president would be surrounded by experts in every facet of foreign relations who would definitely make sure such things were facilitated beforehand but this clown probably doesn’t have a single person who would even think about this. Christ we are so fucked. By “we,“ I mean the planet.

Q: "Do you think Trump should be deposed by this committee?"

HILLARY: "Absolutely. Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. That is behavior that fits a pattern."

“(Even if we are being led by a child rapist … it’s unfair to mischaracterize us thusly)”

Do they give Pulitzers for stenography? Whatever is happening to his neck, we can be certain it’s definitely not what his physician says. But the fact that they responded at all tells us it’s bad. 🥰

Every time I see shit like this, my immediate thought is to hope that Jake Tapper’s kids have disowned him.

Anyone have friends in Yerevan, Armenia? Asking for a story.

If not, will you repost for signal boost?

PRESIDENT EISENHOWER: “We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence of the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists.” #NoWarWithIran #IranWar

And they’ve still not been able to resolve the OSU OBGYN he was paying $100k/year with/through Wexner.

In my entire life, I have never had so many rapid-fire fantasies invade my brain all at once.

So does his face.

Cronkite would have done the same thing.

Many once respected “journalists” have been all too eager to offer this service and seem downright giddy to be a part of the story.

Literally everything is projection

Not mistakes so much as on purposes.

3 American soldiers have now been killed because the president wants you to stop thinking about all the children he raped.

West valley sushi shop owner released from ICE detention after eight months A federal judge has granted Kelly Yu temporary freedom after she filed a habius corpus petition.

"Her release follows months of advocacy from community members and political leaders of both parties.

Yu has operated her two West Valley restaurants for years, building a reputation for greeting customers with humor and kindness. She has no criminal record."

www.12news.com/article/news...

I’d love to have this made into a sticker and leave them all around town.

H/T @thegoodliars.bsky.social

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Kaine on Fox: "The president can act to defend US against imminent attack without congressional approval. But if you're going to initiate war, you need Congress. The president not only did not come to Congress, he acted without even notification to the vast majority of us. This is an illegal war."

So one of Trump’s propagandists tried to peddle the story that Iran was about to strike multiple US bases so we had to attack them preemptively, but the only person in media they could get to push out the lie was Scott Jennings. Then CNN pays him to air it on their network.

Sorry 🥰