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Alberto y El Hocico

@albertobalsalm.bsky.social

Aphex Twin Predator Cartoon Cryptid He/Him Banner by @viciousidiot.bsky.social See more of my art at: https://t.me/TheTooniverse

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Weiner dog is getting cooler.

Tho he’s still just a weenie on the inside.

01.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

... Things cops say. Tell them to touch grass.

01.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Animation by Milt Kahl* | Saludos Amigos (1942)

#penciltest #sakuga #genga #2danimation

01.03.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do it now, Belated Febrooary

01.03.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tex you're my hero!

01.03.2026 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HEY YOU! I made some silly animated Telegram stickers! Check 'em out here (t.me/addstickers/...) and spam your friends with them!

🐯🎈

01.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit...

01.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry, @projectendo.bsky.social I love your work but I had to get this out of my head

28.02.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're so cute and comfortable looking!

28.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the kangoo roos playing beach volleyball. theyre all wearing swim trunks corresponding to their signature tank-top colors. kevin, wearing a flattering black speedo, is jumping up in the air to hit the ball over the net

the kangoo roos playing beach volleyball. theyre all wearing swim trunks corresponding to their signature tank-top colors. kevin, wearing a flattering black speedo, is jumping up in the air to hit the ball over the net

kangoo beach episode

28.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1368    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 5

Gotta break em in right

28.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's been a few black women's clubs popping up around here too and they always look like they're having the best time ever

28.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah wuuuuuuuuuuuuu

28.02.2026 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the distant future, it him.

28.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy who's only ever seen Gary Larson's Cow Tools:

Roo Tools

28.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah wuuuuuuuuuuuuu

28.02.2026 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Parp

28.02.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry, @projectendo.bsky.social I love your work but I had to get this out of my head

28.02.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the distant future, it him.

28.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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*resonating bass notes*

28.02.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even MOAR!

28.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

McDonald's premium usually tastes like baseline Hardee's with cheaper ingredients

28.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's working!

28.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goofy (in color) sketch card! ✨

28.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Congrats!

28.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Engraving of a Fox Writing a Letter. Engraving entitled The Lawyer, depicting a fox standing on his hind legs writing with a quill pen. Undated illustration. The artist was uncredited, I could not find their name! :(

Engraving of a Fox Writing a Letter. Engraving entitled The Lawyer, depicting a fox standing on his hind legs writing with a quill pen. Undated illustration. The artist was uncredited, I could not find their name! :(

Patent #21 granted! πŸŽ‰

27.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why did he sound like he just got done hitting an all PVC water bong when the glue is still wet?

27.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
DJ Wolf holding a hot pizza and a cold stein full of beer. He's got an athletic build and he's wearing sporty shorts.

DJ Wolf holding a hot pizza and a cold stein full of beer. He's got an athletic build and he's wearing sporty shorts.

Pizza & Beer with DJ Wolf

27.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0