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Alberto y El Hocico

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Aphex Twin Predator Cartoon Cryptid He/Him Banner by @viciousidiot.bsky.social See more of my art at: https://t.me/TheTooniverse

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scientifically accurate wolf size chart

07.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
FOXES
YouTube video by Red Means Recording FOXES

Me and @aran.pink wrote a song about foxes

I would love it if you would check it out and share it

Nothing bad can happen if you do

youtu.be/idJrErksNYk?...

06.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 16
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ルーン

01.05.2024 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1432    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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digital sketch page of 3 different anthro toony wolf men. one wearing a suit with a cigarette, another with a big toony grin, and another a tiny doodle of a werewolf

digital sketch page of 3 different anthro toony wolf men. one wearing a suit with a cigarette, another with a big toony grin, and another a tiny doodle of a werewolf

06.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1189    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for choosing me for all your needs, I'll do my best!

06.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6914    πŸ” 2018    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 12

They clearly said pepper spray, that's an attack

06.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is attacking someone because they look "wrong" an appropriate response?

06.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I could just squish your cute little face all day! ❀️❀️❀️

#FursuitFriday

06.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0
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I kinda liked it before I knew about the JW stuff... It was like hayseed Cowboy Beebop, I like the idea of the universe and I loved most of the actors involved.

06.03.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I'm at a party in fursuit

06.03.2026 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheap French press!

06.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should collaborate some time, I invented hot dogs!

05.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apt

05.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wormy Raccoon

05.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

20.11.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 12

Oh it's been a running gag here for years!

05.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Γ‘

05.03.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not every country?

05.03.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Con't...

08.01.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3274    πŸ” 680    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 7

Classical wolf behavior

05.03.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a purple cartoon character with a hat and a white shirt ALT: a purple cartoon character with a hat and a white shirt

*cuts it so short you can no longer twirl it* I'll have a new scheme cooked up while you're distracted with your cumbersome pasta!

04.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a malcontent creator *cuts the heads off all your charging cables*

04.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a coworker that was a fan of it! He's also a seasoned guitarist if that helps

04.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would gladly open all their jars and bottles

04.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Thumbs, a 3-panel comic:

1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 

2. β€œIt was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote.

He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message.

β€œI like you, too.”

3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. 

β€”β€”

There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. β€œIt was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. β€œI like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. β€”β€” There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

🐾Thumbs🐾

04.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5235    πŸ” 1311    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 13

*windows turns vermillion*

04.03.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0