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Alberto y El Hocico

@albertobalsalm.bsky.social

Aphex Twin Predator Cartoon Cryptid He/Him Banner by @viciousidiot.bsky.social See more of my art at: https://t.me/TheTooniverse

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Finally someone said it. People been riding high on Marconi's hog for far too long and it's time they showed some RESPECT

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Weiner dog is getting cooler.

Tho he’s still just a weenie on the inside.

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... Things cops say. Tell them to touch grass.

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Animation by Milt Kahl* | Saludos Amigos (1942)

#penciltest #sakuga #genga #2danimation

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Do it now, Belated Febrooary

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Tex you're my hero!

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HEY YOU! I made some silly animated Telegram stickers! Check 'em out here (t.me/addstickers/...) and spam your friends with them!

🐯🎈

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Holy shit...

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I'm sorry, @projectendo.bsky.social I love your work but I had to get this out of my head

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They're so cute and comfortable looking!

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the kangoo roos playing beach volleyball. theyre all wearing swim trunks corresponding to their signature tank-top colors. kevin, wearing a flattering black speedo, is jumping up in the air to hit the ball over the net

the kangoo roos playing beach volleyball. theyre all wearing swim trunks corresponding to their signature tank-top colors. kevin, wearing a flattering black speedo, is jumping up in the air to hit the ball over the net

kangoo beach episode

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Gotta break em in right

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There's been a few black women's clubs popping up around here too and they always look like they're having the best time ever

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Ah wuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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In the distant future, it him.

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Guy who's only ever seen Gary Larson's Cow Tools:

Roo Tools

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Ah wuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Parp

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I'm sorry, @projectendo.bsky.social I love your work but I had to get this out of my head

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In the distant future, it him.

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*resonating bass notes*

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Even MOAR!

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McDonald's premium usually tastes like baseline Hardee's with cheaper ingredients

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It's working!

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Goofy (in color) sketch card! ✨

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Congrats!

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Engraving of a Fox Writing a Letter. Engraving entitled The Lawyer, depicting a fox standing on his hind legs writing with a quill pen. Undated illustration. The artist was uncredited, I could not find their name! :(

Engraving of a Fox Writing a Letter. Engraving entitled The Lawyer, depicting a fox standing on his hind legs writing with a quill pen. Undated illustration. The artist was uncredited, I could not find their name! :(

Patent #21 granted! 🎉

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