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Jack Hurley

@loudribs.bsky.social

Purveyor of coastal slander. No gift for jobbery. Not the best but always in demand. RUBBISH SEASIDE BOOK NOW AVAILABLE 👇👇👇👇 Loudribs.com.

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At The Drive In’s ‘Relationship of Command’ will never stop aging well. The line will always go up, infinitely.

02.03.2026 11:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂😂😂

01.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had to do the walk of shame!

01.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HERITAGE 💪💪💪

01.03.2026 12:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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On Friday, Sal unilaterally decided that she had had enough of Burley Park and legged it down the pub instead. As a result, I now have to drop this off at The Cardi Arms.

01.03.2026 12:32 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

It must be so mega being Netanyahu right now. It’s like he’s found the lamp with the world’s dumbest genie inside.

28.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Kurdish peshmerga when their friendly neighbourhood CIA dude rocks up and says ‘Trust me bro, it’ll be totes different this time’

28.02.2026 11:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You can’t keep a super-carrier at sea with busted plumbing forever and you can’t send it home without doing anything because that nasty Gavin Newsom will call you a chicken so sometimes you’ve just got to bomb Iran on Friday after the stock market’s closed.

28.02.2026 08:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I long to return to the Jedwardian Era.

26.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Has anyone ever heard a convincing explanation as to why the New World Order would hoodwink everyone into thinking the world is a sphere beyond ‘lol it’s a bit of a larf innit’?

26.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so beautiful, that

25.02.2026 12:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jaywick

25.02.2026 11:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And then there were two, both with anatomically incorrect weapon systems. Not entirely sure where I’m going with this but I reckon there’s room for one more - then we’ll see.

25.02.2026 11:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Today’s mission: Giving my little pal a little pal. Hope to have a trio done soon. Anyway - linework on the Hellfire Boi = DONE.

24.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ain’t mutton serious

21.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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On today’s episode of The Otley Run…

21.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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No idea who made this but a Megapoint™️ to whoever it was

20.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Absolutely incredible whitey being pulled here. The art, elevated to its highest form.

19.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

😩😩😩

18.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait… they CAN’T!

18.02.2026 11:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Dear sir, imagine my concern…”

18.02.2026 11:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nope - YET SOMEHOW I AM STILL OLDER

18.02.2026 11:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ffs - I have NEVER been this old

18.02.2026 11:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Chug-chug

17.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💪💪💪

17.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Loads. His is just really red.

17.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bet his hall is fucking massive

17.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bah - what am I going to do with heft? Got heft up the wazoo. It’s crunch I crave.

17.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You really would, wouldn’t you?

17.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What are the crunchiest riffs in classical music?

17.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 1