Griffin

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Rayquaza!

when i give the hiker trainer another wish out of sheer curiosity and he wishes for a seventh level 13 geodude

here's the dick explosion gif boss

I had to. Thank yo u

doodle of Pombon (the new fire-type pomeranian starter pokémon) with my silly idea for its evolutions: - Pombom: it becomes a large fluffy ball shaped like a large cartoon bomb. it still has a small cute face and its tail looks like a lit fuse - Pomet, the final evolution. it's a comet headed towards Earth with a pomeranian face on the side of the comet that faces the Earth

Please

A tuxedo cat sleeping peacefully with a small yellow plush toy

A tuxedo cat sleeping while hugging a small yellow plush toy

A gentle little moment

digital drawing of the user and her fiance, spencer, who is handing her a deck box. spencer: OK you’re new to Magic The Gathering. We gotta get you a new deck. The deck box reads: Group Hug! Miss Bunny Foo Foo. The deck box depicts a beautiful rabbit woman with a lovely floral hat and big smile. maddi: If you guys are pranking me it’s not funny. spencer: NO! She’s actually really good! stranger poking his head out from the side of the panel: she is. she’s really good.

I have since learned that Ms. Bumbleflower is a beast

how it feels to show someone your oc

strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"

Backshots here

I don't know what I expected reading Moby Dick to be like but I'm excited every day to check in on my favorite scallywags and see what nautical hijinks they're getting up to

Low-angle view of a black-and-white tuxedo cat, looking calm and confident

The strongest never wavers :3

photo of a costco croissant with a small protrusion of dough that resembles a flipper, giving the pastry a porpoise-like appearance. fret not, however! this is most definitely a croissant and not an endangered species, and so its only "porpoise" is to be buttery and delicious

unidentified marine organism tragically entombed in a costco croissant

I have interactions with customers at my job at least once a day that go exactly like this

【お仕事告知】
本日2/13(金)発売のカードファイト!! ヴァンガード
「幻真星戦」に収録の『万化の幻真獣 ウルティニアス』を描かせて頂きました…！✨
🙇よろしくお願いいたします！！
ⓒbushiroad

#ヴァンガード #cf_vanguard
cf-vanguard.com/tcg/

2月13日発売のカードファイト!! ヴァンガード 、
ブースターパック『幻真星戦』にて
『LettiaMateS ターヌゥ』を描かせていただきました。
よろしくお願いいたします！

cf-vanguard.com/tcg/

#ヴァンガード #cf_vanguard #illustration

🎉もこちゃん誕生日おめでとう🥳
💖Happy Birthday, Moko!!!💖
#喪白もこ生誕祭2026
#喪白もこ誕生祭2026
#ハンドラ美術部 #hndr_FA #mokomojiro

a ricki lake screenshot of a very 90scoded man named mike. the lower third says he “WANTS TO TELL HISVALENTINE CRUSH SHE HAS "BODACIOUS BAZONGAS"

happy valentine’s day

#borzoi

ELVISH CHARLES BARKLEY: they got them big ol women in orc city
SHAQ: [COUGHS UP LUNG] [KNOCKS OVER TANKARD OF MEAD]

we asked 100 men: what game would you play to bypass discord's age verification?

all of you openly posting about your loot drops are just asking to get farmed. you shouldn’t be telling people your drops, no matter how lame they are compared to mine. which are awesome btw. they’re so fucking cool tbh. but i’m not gonna say what they are. because im being safe

Saved you a click: curse of the pizza mummy

Tweet from Kamala Harris’ former HQ account which reads HQ @headquarters_67 Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.

Kamala Harris rebranding her socials into a youth outreach program called Headquarters_67 feels like a joke but nope. It’s just real huh

The GTS when you tried to input Cofagrigus

Rumor: A 40th Anniversary Scrunt Celebration is Being Planned by Nintendo Instead of Zelda. https://ow.ly/yQ3W50Y9vEl


"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto