Brendan May

Thoughts with the people at the BBC who regard this worthy of an ‘in depth’ piece of analysis on their ‘news’ homepage.

The BBC has been completely ruined.

The BBC thinks this worthy of its news homepage, but I’m still not seeing much about Reform’s financial relationship with Russia. If we had a serious media we might not collectively drunkenly stagger from one idiocy to the next.

There should be a law that all far right racists must learn how to spell English words before they can buy an England flag or make a placard, that’ll soon clean the streets up. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

If you are watching the Reform Party controlled Councils with their endless mishaps, resignations, fallouts, scandals, mismanagement and sheer comedic idiocy, but still thinking of making these clowns a national government, representing the UK on the global stage, you are literally insane.

Auto captions on a LinkedIn post I just saw called the President of Egypt ‘Frozen sushi’ and I can’t stop thinking about it.

Always makes me giggle that naive flag shaggers up and down the land fund all this and his many holidays. Utterly gullible fools.

Does this mean the dog shit bin is only for English breeds?

The worst use of quotation marks in the history of human civilisation is in.

Absolutely superb effort by all those who voted for this, many of whom are now dead.

Turns out it was a middle aged white man. Awks.

I’m sure this will be an absolute triumph.

You never did, so someone has to.

Yes, everyone lived in houses like this, although mainly because they had an iron camp bed in the basement for their hour off when not cleaning aristocratic shit out of the bed pans.

Huge respect to Lord Heseltine, stoically turning up, at 92, in that racist sandpit of halfwitted baby freaks, to teach them some history, remind them what an electable Tory party looked like and tolerate inanities that must be insufferable for a political titan of his standing.

Badenoch’s Leader’s speech will actually be a Leaver’s speech.

Bye 👋

This is like one of those pics you used to see in the Guinness Book of Records.

Yeah, the approach of saying really stupid things every day will *definitely* eventually pay off, about the same time that hell freezes over.

The Tory strategy seems to be “let’s pretend we are even more unpleasant than Reform”.

Apart from that fact it won’t work, it’s pathetic to watch this insincere, hollow posturing.

Imagine living in that sort of head.

Reform will be beaten from the centre, or not at all.

Israel upping its stellar PR game still further by inviting, er, Tommy Robinson to visit.

I can’t think of any entity with poorer communications skills, with the possible exception of the time Eric Pickles objected to being kept from his lunch by the Grenfell Tower inquiry.

It’ll be all white on the night.

There’s more coverage of Lucy Connolly’s inane, incoherent musings on the definition of racism than on Jane Goodall’s lifelong travails for humanity and the planet that sustains it.

No wonder we’re fucked.

What a peculiar response to a tragedy from Suella Braverman’s husband. Why are these people so weird.

Well, they’ve stopped one boat.

Good job.
#ppescandal

You’ll find me over there, on the other side of the street, picking up various internal body parts after I explode with hollow laughter.

“We aren’t racists”, cry the party who not only invited Lucy Connolly, convicted for inciting racially motivated violence, to its conference, but interviewed her on stage, chat show style, as if she was the most heroic freedom fighter the world has ever seen.

Sod off, racists.

Political journos are all noting how surprising it is that it’s now all about Starmer v Farage, not Starmer v Badenoch.

Except it’s not surprising at all, given the very same journos have been platforming this poundshop Alf Garnett for years, when he wasn’t even an elected MP.

In other news, the Tory party is dead, so there is that.

Boris Johnson killed it.

Starmer is currently totally obliterating Reform and all its racist supporters and I hope everyone watches it.

He’s on fire. 🔥

#LabourPartyConference

This is absolutely risible from a man who has incited so much division. Trying to pretend we are on the verge of a Kirk-style assassination. It is actually disgusting.

Not sure why we’re even debating whether Reform are racist. They literally made Lucy Connolly, convicted for urging people to burn down migrant hotels, the star of their conference.

We should call them out unapologetically for what they are: a racist party that attracts racists.