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is an army of child soldiers... bad?

I'm back on my bullshit / I'm back in my feelings / again / and I think / I'm going to stay / this time

-Hanif Abdurraqib

Kesha concerts are the best because we all scream, "Wake up in the morning like FUCK P DIDDY!"

I had a dream that my CNF submission to Storm Cellar was accepted, so I went to check on the sub and it looks like they're defunct?? With no notice? So strange and sad.

starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government

My partner thought I was trying to hold his hand, but I was raising my arms to flap them like a bird.

Related: Superman was so good and I'm very mad that a superhero movie made me cry.

I'm gonna walk into a crowded sports bar and say, "Superman and Captain America are basically the same," just to feel alive.

"Is It Time to Stop Being a Bigot So My Estranged Child Will Talk to Me Again?"

[no]

I’d say that for most people it’s not even a question as to how involved they were with a child sex ring. Like it’s not even on the radar.

Relatable af 🤣

After Trans People, Trump Now Erasing Bisexual People From Stonewall National Monument The "History and Culture" page no longer includes bisexual rights.

1. Earlier this year, Trump erased transgender people from the Stonewall National Monument webpage, digitally burning the history we helped create.

Now, he's doing the same to bisexual people.

No marginalized group will be safe from the admin's moving targets.

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CATHEDRAL.

I have so much to say about Kesha's new album, especially this song. Due to the recent Horrors, my religious trauma is flaring up, and Cathedral had me sobbing. It's so beautiful.

open.spotify.com/track/50seoa...

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

The whole "you voted for this, now you can suffer the consequences" mindset directed at rural voters is... Idk, I actually don't think anyone should suffer, which is the whole reason I support universal healthcare and hate fascism.

Oh fuck, this movie should have been my bi awakening.

My almost-eight-year-old and I are watching Holes, and she's SO offended that Mr. Sir keeps calling the boys Girl Scouts. "That's offensive," the Brownie says.

A woman with brown curly hair, wearing only purple x-shaped pasties, holds a purple mug

A sad looking woman with brown curly hair in a white and orange striped shirt sits in front of a pile of folded kid's clothes.

MILF Life: tits out on Saturday, crying over sending my baby to camp for the first time on Sunday.

a man with curly hair wearing glasses and a white shirt is reaching out his hands Alt: a man with curly hair wearing glasses and a white shirt is reaching out his hands - Napoleon Dynamite butterfly signing

Tonight I had the joy of explaining expressive sign language to my partner. I really do forget how absolutely batshit most of that culture is to people who weren't raised Evangelical Christians.

Last night, the US bombed Iran, and my almost-eight-year-old demanded the truth about Santa and was NOT happy with the information she got. Can everyone just chill tonight, please?

I wanted to think of this as a cool growth metaphor, but I'm pretty sure the human version of this is just PTSD. 🤣

Love to lay in bed not sleeping due to These Interesting Times and hear a robin just absolutely blasting it at 2am.

I still wear this skull like a crown. ❤️

Ten-year-old just called The Chronicles of Narnia Christian fanfic.

You *know* those kids from Matilda saw ghost activity, beat their principal, and drove her out of town, only to go home and tell their parents that nothing happened that day.

Screenshot of a post from ihartericka: Hi when Kamala said on the campaign trail that she was going to "protect the border" what did y'all think that meant???? This whole "I didn't vote for this" rhetoric is very off putting.

7yo: "Mom, if I found a random stranger in my bed in the middle of the night, would you let me say this: 'Who the fuck are you, bitch?'"

Me: "...Yes."