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Women always think with they’re boobs

What would possess u to buy ur dying mother Christmas shoes. Would u simply not just stay by her side ? Why would u buy her the one item she won’t be able to take w her ?

Do u think all the judges on chopped have explored each others body’s or is that just me ?

Sysco needs to step up they’re A game. Restaurants just aren’t tasting good this week.

italian fujoshi who uses a pizza peel as a yaoi paddle at an anime convention

Damn do I hate ai. But those goddamn chihuahuas & cats making tacos for roses on TikTok r killing me.

Thank you Mexican superstar John Quinones

Where’d u get urs cause my moms kind r painful in an unbeable way.

I just need a faja for my stomach at this point.

I started w my tummy but he YELLED when it came to my thighs

Me: I need to get rid of my chubby thighs
My bf: HELL NO

Gender is so funny bcus wdym i forgot to curl my bangs up today so that means im a girl ?? 💀

R u rlly gAy if u didn’t have a buddhIst phase

I’m funny bot from South Park

Ben shapiro wishes he had a dick as big as mine

Me and my friends should kiss but like totally in a platonic way….like I swear just in a

I remember my mom complaining that my j-14 or tigerbeat went up by a dollar (4$ in total)

I wish basic grocery, fast food, etc employees would stop hatecriming my bf. They always do it when his guard dog chihuahua bf isn’t there. YALL can’t handle my heat but u will face it one day

a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face . ALT: a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face .

Me when customer says tHe r sluR

How romantic

Only my boyfriend would come up to me and say “I was watching a video about mimes the other day”

Colt thinks Ashton would be radagast the brown actually

If Ashton was in lord of the rings he’d be the tree people

My favorite part of Florida is when I go to a place labeled ‘Latino/latin market’ & it’s literally just a Cuban grocery store. How am I finding not a single Mexican candy at bravo ????

Sometimes a man has to steal a electronic badger to stay in this crazy thing called life

DO NOT GIVE ME A DABLE

Love that the decisions u make at 18/19 really solidify how the rest of ur life is gonna be.

I’m gonna be 25 in like 4 months, should I kill myself now guys ?

Cant wait to go to jail

I be flickin it