Night in the Woods Quote Bot

I missed the corn mazes this fall. And the haunted barn in Briddle. Always next year.

No! Thhhh! Ith leth noithy.

I hope you get trapped in a dark elevator filled with water and an angry shark.

I got nightmare eyes!!!!!

It’s too bad the elevator didn't fall and squash you like a pancake.

I’m all hyper now. Like dolphins.

If it’s not him we’ll turn off the light and I guess hide here until we die.

Aaaaaw. Aw we fwiends, beatwice???

Both of those things can be true.

… and anyways I don’t even know if they’re dreams or not.

I have weird thoughts like sometimes I want to go sleep in the woods or in the basement of an abandoned house during the day and only come out at night and be, like, a monster and, like, beautiful.

It’s too bad your corpse didn’t get eaten by scavengers.

I think I died.

You need to sleep. I’ll be here all night.

Thought: become a fire ghost and yell at people

‘I am extremely unhappy, and you’re the only person who knows.’

Yeah I’m good. Just flew too close to the sun, the chocolate milky sun.

Doesn't feel like it.

It's a fantastic ass right?

I never pictured you coming from somewhere I thought you just like appeared one day in a parking lot.

Haunted pools would be actually p scary.

There are a few things hanging around in here from the old country. This clock, the trunk in the storage room, and whatever is buried under the house after the cement incident.

I try really hard. Angus like, needs me. He needs a Gregg badly.

Anyway, you’re here now, and I’m here now and it’s a lovely day and I was worried I’d have to smash these lightbulbs all by myself.

Breath some fire already dude.

She’s gonna be fine. For today, leastways.

And I cried because nothing was there for me anymore.

He’s in my head. I can’t function like this.

I think my total gayness came through to the discerning reader.

It’s a guaranteed weird bad time.