Methos and Scealai

If only Posy had an evil European relative *sigh* I'm just not a devious hound... unless... I could fake an injury whilst the shared meter box is open then struggle out if daddy's arms & kick off her master breaker before sauntering off. How could I, a mere 25inxh tall 25kg Azawakh pos reach fuse?

Methos Here... alone over lunch with noms, drinks, cozies and TV. Took fright at shouty mad neighbour & brats upstairs so had accidents on new hall floor. MuMu never angry wiv me but she livid wiv neighbour and looks poorly herself. Can I legally bitey neighbour?

Methos: Beautiful, Beautiful. Now forever asleep in the sun by The Bridge

You is both screwed.... oopsie poopsie what are we going to do wiv yous? *leans back and polishes perpetually wonky halo*

Methos Here: Definately a Cannula, with a white patch from one of those self adhesive patches that keep the line in place. Mumu got them when she developed an allergy to a certain brand of transdermals. Looks like the adhesive took off the fake tan

Methos Here! Dugh just gaved me a piece of apfel, my first (no pips). It was the most delicious cronch that I have ever cronched!

Sorry for the quiet folks, not much of a houndy nature going on. Mumu has plans to borrow my account. She says she can't be bothered to run two! My face will remain handsomely in profile and we will announce who is posting; Methos or Scealai (Mumu)

Jump on the handles... is easy, preten they will dispense treats if you jump on em hard enough. Window knobs are like ropey toys. Grip and drag em til they make a gap and then put shlinks you

Luka! What hideous treatment! Hounds of beauty grace and general gorgeous do not deserve this heinousness

🤭 Glad I'm not the only one who thinks of that whenever I hear the 'word'

They secretly watching you. MuMu refilled the bird feeder. She did meal worms then sunflower seeds. When she hung up the peanuts, the ravens got very shouty from the trees.

You need to insistently show him the correct route and timescale

Timeline suitably cleansed and Dugh very impressed with the concept. Thank you Laydeez!

Use his initials VZ... could also have a double meaning. Volodomir Zelensky... Viva Zelensky... VZ

Heartrending... just heartrending. Such a hauntingly beautiful track. When and where can one buy?

Why are they feeding me Hoo Food? These tasty tiny white squidgy things and Chimkins.... No One EVER feeds me hoo food!

Xanax and Classic FM and earsie wrapping here. I vibrated until Dudgh carried me to the big bed and pulled six blankets over me. Right, Luka, travel arrangements for Guy Fawkes Night..... we're all coming for a sleepover 🤪

Nobody knows how old I am and nobody knows exactly when I was born. The rescue Kennel estimates that I was a Solstice pup. MuMu and Dudgh decided to treat me like a pedigree racehorse. Ergo, today, 1st of January is my Burfday! MuMu is sick again though so we couldn't celebrate. On hold for now. 😘

Hehe methos pees on mumu's magic chair at least once a week. Is houndly duty. She was not fast enough to claim ownership of Trayseeeeee

Sounds like bliss *derps and drools a lil bit, having been fed the max dose of Xanax yesterday and being still wibbly wobbly*

What a precious, wonderful memory and a lovely gift for your hounds to give, a moment of true human contact to a man raised on such a high pillar

It's best to be honest with these situations

Oooh I would like to learn the inventive invective of the Snoot Squad please! Dugdh is still curled over giggling at "Pansexual Feathery Bagpipe". MuMu decrees that she does not spew profanity. She enunciates it correctly like an f###### Lady

Did you take the one less travelled by, Cora? I hear it makes ALL the difference

Saffy you Divvil! LOL.

Goodness Miss Blossie, what a horrifying experience!

She was a pretty little mite

Agreed do not pee up it... unless you want 240 volts up your bits!

A triumph sir, a triumph. Has you some Azawakh or Azawakh sourced training in your background?

Oooh it's beeoootifull! Tell Mom to outline it in glitter paint to highlight your gorgeousness