I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
21.11.2025 16:29 β π 699 π 186 π¬ 22 π 9I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
21.11.2025 16:29 β π 699 π 186 π¬ 22 π 9π
09.03.2026 13:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
09.03.2026 13:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm busy right now π¬
BOOP!
Anyone?
09.03.2026 13:05 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BOOP!
09.03.2026 13:02 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Sounds... Weird. But it's probably what pandas taste like i dunno
09.03.2026 12:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ooohhh it looks a bit kinder Bueno?
09.03.2026 12:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Was it food? π«£
09.03.2026 12:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Try 5hrs π§
09.03.2026 07:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
* Picks up old bottle from ocean, reads message *
"R U mad at me"
Pffft...I lose time practically daily
09.03.2026 00:30 β π 40 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0They'll sing songs of your bravery π¬
08.03.2026 23:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π¬ I'm glad you're ok to tell the tale
08.03.2026 23:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm just glad it's not residential and that everyone got out safely.
08.03.2026 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lithium fires are really difficult to put out π’
08.03.2026 22:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Apparently it's a vape shop so maybe the batteries?
08.03.2026 22:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the best thing about being supreme leader is the sour cream
08.03.2026 21:52 β π 77 π 27 π¬ 1 π 0Silently cursing anyone who's ever given me some doodad I never wanted that I'm now responsible for moving from place to place for the rest of my life
02.03.2026 22:59 β π 164 π 49 π¬ 15 π 1It's international women's day so if I've ever made you laugh you owe me an international woman
08.03.2026 19:34 β π 149 π 26 π¬ 3 π 0booooooo π©
08.03.2026 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Picks up old bottle from ocean reads message:
"πΏπππ πππππππ πππππ ππππ ππππ ππ π-ππππ"
So sus
08.03.2026 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they claim people walked on the moon & yet backs are still terrible, it makes one doubt the narrative.
08.03.2026 18:42 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0π¬
08.03.2026 18:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*debobbles you* sorry it's out of my control π€·ββοΈ
08.03.2026 18:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All your bobbles are belong in the weird bobble chamber
08.03.2026 18:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yerwelcome!
08.03.2026 18:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Debobble everything!!!!!! π΅βπ«
*debobbles you*