💯... Travelling on planes and trains is horrible
06.03.2026 08:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💯... Travelling on planes and trains is horrible
06.03.2026 08:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They're really slacking
06.03.2026 07:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not only does my back still hurt, it doesn't have a jetpack on it either. Pull your fingers out, eggheads!
06.03.2026 07:30 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Did they invent a back that doesn't hurt yet?
06.03.2026 07:26 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Get 2 more bags and learn to juggle
06.03.2026 07:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0but only if it's no cap. If it WAS Cap it would be Cap or CAP. 😬
05.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yay!! A cursing!
05.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They told me to stop complaining and that I wasn't special and to pick up a load of heavy boxes (it was a long time ago) 😔
I passed out, got sent away and lost the entire contract.
Living my dreams
05.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did get concussion but work wouldn't let me have the day off so I just went in and let my nose bleed all over the place.
05.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A couple of guys tried to attack me with a knife but I won and they ran away.
05.03.2026 13:14 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Omg!! ... Possibly?
04.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😭 hey, I'm just cursed ok?!?!!!
04.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The BT tower in the fog
Foggy!
04.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0*cries in London prices
04.03.2026 21:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces
same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil
how it started/how it's going
04.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 2676 🔁 644 💬 26 📌 67OMG IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE?!?!!!
04.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0STOP SHOWING THEM!!
04.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tell your family not to look!! 🫣
04.03.2026 16:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lorem ipsum dolor dollar bills y'all
04.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 33 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0I simply do not understand why aliens don’t want to abduct me
04.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 197 🔁 63 💬 27 📌 1[deleted] - day - a downstairs toilet
04.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You would
04.03.2026 13:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"CHOOSE VARIANT"
🫥 that's Ms Variant to you
Me: I'm sorry, I've been rendered incapacitated. I can't use my hands.
Them: ... you've just painted your nails haven't you... 😑
Me: 💅 erm.... 💅 nope? 😬
It's so weird! I'd get dizzy!
04.03.2026 08:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Decided to become an influencer
02.03.2026 11:09 — 👍 264 🔁 73 💬 22 📌 6When people are telling stories and they say "they turned around and said..." ...I imagine them turning 360.
04.03.2026 08:02 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0if you use a teaspoon to stir coffee it is technically a coffeespoon why has no one said this
24.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 177 🔁 45 💬 21 📌 3Warmongermaxxxxxxxxxxing
04.03.2026 06:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0