Dev the kosher dragon

Do they... Do they pull the curtains over the Declaration when it's time to do a tyranny?

Hey ＳＬＵＴＳ – it’s time for ur PuRIM job🍑✡👅. King Cobra Achashverosh👑 is throwing an all-night🍾par-TAY. 🍸Glug🍻glug🍷, binch – u better get so l’chaim’ed🔯 up you can’t tell the difference between giving Haman a H(am)andjob✊🏽🍆💦 and getting #blessed ✡🙏🏽with Mordechai. hold up HUNTY🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽, Haman wants to KILL🔪☠ ⚰all the ＪＥＷＳ in Purrrsia🐈🇮🇷⁉️⁉️ Esther knows what to do - YASSS queen👑👸🏻🙆🏼! Let big daddy Achashverosh🎅🏽 break Haman’s hymen👄, fill up his hamentash🍙, and send his ass🍑🍑🍑 to the gallows⚰⚰⚰ to get HUNG🍆. Send this to all the stealthy queens👸🏻👸🏽👸🏿 in ur megillah📝, each in their own tongue👅. Get0️⃣ back , and it’s “bye, Fe-Vashti-a”🙅🏼. Get 3️⃣ back and you must wear nothing BUTT🍩🍑 the royal crown👑😱😉. Get 5️⃣ back, and you get 1️⃣free donkey🐴 DICK🍆 ride from Haman. Get 🔟or more back and all of 🍆Haman’s 🍆🍆🍆1️⃣0️⃣🍆🍆🍆ｈｕｎｇ🍆🍆🍆 sons will be in ur shalach🍭manos🍬basket🍡

A friend sent me this, Happy Purim!!!

I had a nice purim. I put a marrow bone in the chicken soup and attacked it like a dog until it was dry.

Purim is bad because planning for it makes me so so stressed

Bluesky dev, pointing a gun at a mushroom: tell me the name of God you son of a bitch

he genuinely posts about Zohran as if he's his Marxist son

My A&P prof (teaching us facial bones while touching a giant articulated skeleton): "look, I'm rubbing his vomer!"

Did you know that going to sleep immediately after eating can cause nightmares?

I'll be making my first go at it soon because this NY frum community doesn't have any kosher NY bagels.

NY bagels require malted barley in some form, so I have to concede on that.

Would we have bagels? I care about bagels.

I hate beer

It's good for cholent and mushroom barley soup, but it doesn't make beautiful fluffy loaves, or olive oil, or wine, or beautiful yummy fruits

I also had some dates for pre-fast breakfast. I love dates. Awesome fruit. All of the seven species are bangers, except for barley, which is just There.

I've had levothyroxine, I've had carbs, I've had protein, I've had fat, I've had water, I've had Gatorade, now let's get some more sleep and then memorize EVERYTHING for tonight's histology lab exam!!

Please don't post photos of dead children, or videos of dead children, or yell DONT LOOK AWAY. You are sick. Log off. Touch grass. You have PTSD and are inflicting it on us all. If you are not in media/ a conflict researcher/ etc you do NOT need to consume Horrors. Blocking lots right now.

Musband has been playing The Office pretty loudly in the kitchen (which is the place where sound travels most downstairs) and I was concerned that might be inconsiderate so late at night but it's 12:33 now and I just heard a very distinctive opening theme coming from downstairs so I don't think so

The growth of Red-Brown politics (TYT talking about "goyim," Graham Platner boosting Stew Peters) will not be stemmed by saying they are "not real leftists." Even if you think they are not part of any meaningful left, they need to be fought by acknowledging they portray themselves as on the left.

I need to make a DMV appointment...
No joke, I was taking a bus for the first time a few weeks ago and got helped out by someone who added me to an arts discord and we had exactly this discussion. They told me they meet more trans people than cis people here.

Nearly blind refugee abandoned by US border patrol found dead in Buffalo Investigation under way after man was dropped off five miles from home but family wasn’t notified, officials say

This is one of the the articles that will be printed out and displayed in a museum next to the room with the pile of shoes

Pajama Sam was wrong to use gondola instead of cable car.

West NY also has some fantastic low COL cities that have become destinations for trans people fleeing red states.

That's funny

Post-modern neo-marxism

You can hold 2 ideas in your mind at once & multiple things can be true at the same time & people can do good things & bad things & an argument can be valid even if it's used disingenuously & the problems facing an individual or a group can be caused by individual, societal, and systemic factors!

Repurposed Soviet joke:

A man yells “The president is a pedo!“ in front of the WH

ICE surround and handcuff him saying “you've insulted Trump”

He says “You don’t understand! I mean president Maduro! I was insulting him!“

The ICE chief says “Nice try! Everyone knows who the pedo is!”

Brain lies or intruders? Brain lies or intruders?? I hear noises at night and can't wake up my husband and ask him to go through every room with the shotgun every single night. Maybe I need a louder sound machine.

Is something bad happening right now?

I have stuff I want to say but if I said it in any Jewish only space besides the ones that don't need to hear it, I'd get cheiremed forever, and if I said it in front of goyim, they'd take it as permission to dismiss antisemitism.