Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them

#hades2spoilers literally the only thing I’m waiting on for the epilogue is Prometheus to give me the goddamn dialogue I need from him, but alsndbdhdjjdkdkf IT’S NOT POPPING FOR ME

the next part of my post-canon ghostsoap outline is 9 words long and so far the section it covers is 1,264 words and not even CLOSE to where it needs to be sosbdhdisbjdhff LMAOOOOOO I’m SORRY, but if I don’t give Johnny PTSD in this post-canon fic, what the fuck are we even doing here??? 😌

been 2 weeks since I started sprinting with awesome ppl again, and writing has been SO MUCH BETTER for it, so I’m just gonna put out there that I have a discord that is literally only for that purpose if ever there are other folks who also want to remember how much it slaps to communally word goon 👀

GIRL that was my exact thought lmaooooo. we got depression, we got narcissists, we got ADHD out the wazoo…but at least we don’t have casual incest, and who knew that was something to be proud of?? 😂

I had so many questions lmao. was the family ok with it?? (yep.) how old are they?? (she’s in her 30s, he’s IN HIS 50s) do either of them have kids??? (😭 YES, he has a fuckin 12 YEAR OLD)

idk idk idk man, my family has a lot of issues, but I can safely say that at least none of us FUCKED OUR COUSIN

getting my hair done and my stylist just told me about how one of her insane extended family (by marriage) came in and was like “omg I have to tell you something, but don’t judge me…I’m with [name] now.”

and my stylist had to confirm, “…ISN’T THAT YOUR COUSIN??”

chat, the answer was YES 💀

someone left me comment recently that included “it left a nuclear blast down there” and FUCK ME this is why I can’t respond properly to comments. either you’re too nice or you’re too godamnned FUNNY, like HOLY SHIT that’s fucking GOLD. KA-FUCKING-BOOM MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT IN THE EXPLUSSY. 💪🏽🙌🏽

he kept hitting me in the shoulder and gesturing to the stripper like “get a load of this!” and it remains to this day maybe the funniest interaction I have ever had.

like YES, my good man, I DO see the fine lady shaking ass in my face. idk who tf would miss it, considering this is a PRIVATE ROOM.

sometimes I think about the fucking MAN who interrupted my lap dance from the hottest stripper of all time (but he waved like $200 in cash and I wasn’t gonna deprive her of that) only for her to completely ignore him and dance for me still and give me a hug afterward and STILL take his money lmaooo

lol it happens! cortisol can be a real bitch on appetite and digestion, unfortunately. 🤷🏽

here’s the thing: you can’t take back your compliments. I already know you ate my shit up like your name was Pampers, you can’t turn around after that and put your nose in the air like I’m boo boo the fool

I think this propensity to project and dunk on overtly bad things in order to feel like a good person without actually changing anything in our lives is doing irreparable harm actually

UH OH it’s SAD HOURS 👐🏽 accidentally lost like 3 lbs this week UH OHHHHHHH 😬

“I am better now. Word of honour: I am better now.

“I was really sick for a while, though.”

FUCK

Cat’s Cradle remains his best work imo, but just on a personal level, Breakfast of Champions rips my soul out through my nostrils every time 😭 “It’s dangerous, I know. And it can hurt a lot. That doesn’t necessarily mean it’s serious, too.” AHHHHHH

Vonnegut pisses me off because he’ll say some simple shit like, “‘This is a very bad book you’re writing,’ I said […]. ‘I know,’ I said. ‘You’re afraid you’ll kill yourself just like your mother did,’ I said. ‘I know,’ I said,” and casually break your whole world into its basest, most painful parts.

there are a lot of reasons not to watch hallmark movies, but my favourite is that A LOT of them get filmed in my city, and on one shoot they had an AD literally go through all the background actors and split up any mixed race couples/groups so it would only be white w/ white and Black w/ Black 💀

oh god, YES, first kisses are especially hard to write! Somehow gotta describe all these objectively strange things for the first time and still get across that, despite its physicality, it DOES actually feel nice 😂

PREACH it feels SO NICE but is so objectively stupid. somehow even stupider than actual sex, which is also objectively pretty dumb. honestly, writers deserve more praise for managing to make it sound even kind of palatable.

kissing is so stupid. let’s smush lips but also move ‘em a little (but not like THAT, like THIS) and then idk, suck in so you get a smacking noise. stick your tongue IN my mouth? you know what, hell yeah, brother.

best part of writing fanfic is “omg it got one (1) kudos, it was all worth it 🥹”

the real reason there are so few cis men in fandom is that they can’t idly think horny thoughts without a boner giving away the game

I DO think it’s quite funny that a criticism I keep seeing is “and the Olympians are such irredeemable assholes!” because lmaooo YEAH dude, that is indeed how the Greek gods are in literally all their myths 😂 the fact that they are ASSHOLES and yet fated to be in charge anyway is…kinda the point lol

#hades2spoilers #hades2ending some people are mad about the writing of the ending of Hades 2, and I agree it feels rushed, especially in comparison to the first game, which did an overall better job of satisfyingly changing motivations. BUT I also did not expect the sequel to beat that ending, so 🤷🏽

for the record, I did like 2 more runs at this area and it was fully an “I understand it now” meme moment. no required speed boost, you just need to telegraph and time the dash-sprint EXACTLY right, and that goes for like every optional mini boss in The Summit. it’s not impossible, just unforgiving.

me: ok I need to take a break from Hades 2 jesus christ

also me, with exactly two sips of beer in my stomach: FUCK IT WE BALL. ONE MORE RUN! ONE MORE RUN!!! *raucous cheering*

I saw a criticism of date everything recently that was something like “it feels like a game made by people who don’t like dating sims, but they REALLY wanted to make the joke,” and THAT…is incredibly fair, yeah. the bit is funny but I’m starting to wonder if it’s enough to sustain another 30 hours.

had the game for 10 days, did 55 runs, just finished a gauntlet 5 wins in a row…and got the Hades 2 credits ending. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 godDAMN I remember the first game took me WEEKS to win