BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween

we went bright pink this time! 💖

right?? any kind of injection of colour. only thing better would be a tattoo

but like IN WHAT ORDER?? what if you had group sex then I guess that infects everyone? at the same time? but then what if each person went out and had more group sex, who would the entity target??? multiple entities? order of orgasm??? 🤔🤔🤔 (way too fun of a hypothetical lol)

I saw this and chuckled and then went “…wait…” and now I’ve been thinking about it for like 7 hours 😭😂 like no because WHAT WOULD HAPPEN???

partaking in Vital Therapy rn (I am getting a fresh cut and dyeing my hair a great big bright fuck-off colour 😌)

a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is making a funny face . ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is making a funny face .

(shut up this is not a way to justify being lazy by just reusing a story I’ve already got the bones for but do not feel like fleshing out right now 😤 why would you even think that? like I don’t have story ideas? I got…I got story ideas out the wazoo…)

So…this thing I’m working on…it kinda needs an embedded narrative…if I finish this thing, like actually finish it, it would give me the opportunity to do the funniest thing by making a sequel and having it just be the content of the original story within a story…🤔🧐

I had never heard of O’Brien before like 2 days ago and so have literally only ever seen him as an adult man with a beard, and I only vaguely remembered Drew Lynch with his beard, and in my defence, their bearded face shapes are not totally dissimilar 😭😭😭 idk man, all white men look alike to me

just realized I casually thought Dylan O’Brien and Drew Lynch were the same person 😭 I’ve been walking around like “wow, his speech therapy is REALLY working now, and I didn’t know he got into acting!” 😭😭😭

Totally! I haven’t read the books because the technical style of them isn’t for me, but even with just the show, you’re spot on with the ending. If it had been different, I’d probably be seeking out fix-it or season 2 prediction fics. But Tierney gave me enough catharsis there to hold out on my own.

(they’re calling real human beings “Texas, Canada, and France” to do rpf on main and sending dms to management teams, I really do have carte blanche to portray this to the nth degree. 😭 no matter what I come up with, it’ll still be less severe than the reality)

trying to come up with cringe fandom takes and code names and I keep going “hmmmm idk that sounds too silly” and turns out the cure for that is to log on to twitter dot com for like 3 seconds to witness levels of cringe I could not fathom if I tried

🥺🙏🏽💛

(I’m also having the issue where I tend to read fic for media where there’s something lacking in the canon for me, and I can therefore get something new/separate from fic. If the canon already scratched the itch—character-driven explicit romance—my brain sees the ao3 option and just goes “eh. nah.”)

I either have contrarian brain or I’m too overwhelmed. I literally Cannot™️ even open the ao3 page for a Popular Fandom until at least several months have passed from peak popularity and the general hysteria has died down, so I look forward to finally reading Heated Rivalry fic in like 2027 lol

oh boy oh boy oh boy if things keep going the way they are, I’m gonna get a star sticker from my therapist at my next appointment, I can feel it. 🤩

(I have been working very hard but also being very gentle with myself, just doing What I Can, not What I “Should”, and WHAT A TWIST, it’s working lol)

writing a M/M romance and somehow I’ve managed to make my favourite a side character who is over 40, always tired, and chronically Over Everyone’s Bullshit 😭 oh Jing, you are very dear to me.

*gently coaxing the traumatized feral cat inside me out of its corner with churu* pspspsps it’s ok little kris, u do not have to beat yourself up for this, u did what u needed to survive and now we can accept that and move on instead of self-flagellating 😌

(*gritting my teeth* and I…believe…that…)

realizing it’s been uhhhhhh literally years since I’ve gone a day without 95+% vape and I cringe to think what it’s doing to my serotonin receptors 😭 no wonder the anhedonia is through the roof

ooooooooh boy, I think February needs to be the month I finally go all in on a THC break…methinks methinks methinks…

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right?? literal mass hysteria. and not that it would ever be justified, but I’m just extra flabbergasted at like…really? Francois Arnaud? the incredibly hot trilingual veteran actor who has been most outspoken about real-world issues surrounding the show/actors? THAT’S who people are going after??

the whole heated rivalry Francois hate train is horrifying to watch in real time but ngl I’m working on a story that deals heavily with online parasociality at the moment so like…I am disgusted by the behaviours, but I am looking, I am peeping, I am taking copious notes 👀👀👀✍🏽

ilya rozanov @ shane hollander the second after he watched him neatly fold his clothes pre-hookup:

busy af with work at the moment so I’m gonna see if I can leverage it into some creative energy bc nothing gets words flowing like the knowledge that you really, really don’t have time to be writing rn lmao

ngl I think the quinn story was actually a really bad pr move bc they planned it before the show got That Big and it ended up convincing a very vocal subsection of mentally unwell heated rivalry fans that apparently hudson williams and connor storrie are solely a package deal.

I could never be an actor, I don’t trust bitches enough. can you imagine putting your whole pussy into a role only for them to fuck it up in the edit

realizing I have free will and can make this fictional top be the kind of guy who talks you through it 😌

was watching porn and heard the bottom moan, “oh, fuckin’ right,” and I had to immediately stop halfway to Boner Town to look up if he was Canadian. (for the record: nope, but close. Iowa. 😂)

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I know it’s bad for my mental health to isolate and I would love to get out and maybe do some writing at a cafe or something, but there is an extreme cold warning outside and my partner just sent me this selfie from his outdoor shooting day so far, so uh…fuck that, man 🥶