Nail/Head
05.03.2026 08:24 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Nail/Head
05.03.2026 08:24 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Refreshing. Not just the vista, the dog had just attempted to chase the ducks and found herself rather out of her depth in the water.
Utter moron.
I did not know that βPet Hates Toysβ were a thing. But this is genius.
04.03.2026 18:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Tried adding water to whisky once.
Was a waste of a perfectly decent nip.
Agreed. Theres a lot of meh options. The satin grey wrap, however, looks very excellent, Apline-esque (whose choices are also pretty limited)
04.03.2026 09:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Indeed. Why I deleted my account.
But anyway, I think everyone who isnβt a flag-shagging, X-posting, Trump/Farage arse-licker think that the R5 is a wonderful, wonderful car.
I want one. But Iβm also torn because I was a R4 with the opening roof.
Last night I was intimidated by a group of specially trained attack chickens.
04.03.2026 09:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I pay almost zero attention to their modern stuff.
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This worked out really well for the Americans when they armed the Afghans against the Russians, didnβt it?
What do they say about doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome? π€·π»ββοΈ
The strategic prowess of President Trump Commander in Chief will likely be described in many colourful 4-letter words when I refuel my van tomorrow.
Hint. Probably wonβt be focused on words such as spur or bone.
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Largeβs face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.
this photo leaves little to the imagination
03.03.2026 19:21 β π 1374 π 210 π¬ 33 π 2Loving the evening light.
03.03.2026 18:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Pick your decade
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Donβt think he understands how big the land mass of Iran is.
Slow clap.
If you donβt understand history (or logistics) then this is a perfectly reasonable stance.
Yeah sure, letβs open up 2 front lines in polar opposite directions. Weβll be *fine* (in Ross Gellar style)
The Donald likes things that spread easily.
02.03.2026 22:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Watching Harryβs Garage Cullinan video. The interior looks like a cheap American diner.
Honestly, who specβs these things?
I know not their model names.
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Indeed. They were so clever I told my dad to buy one. The absolute best of them were the *massively rare* 2.2 petrols. They were quick, pretty agile and didnβt get the chav reputation that the GSI turbo version had. Bit of a sleeper.
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β¦And were rated so poorly by the (old) Top Gear JD power survey that it came dead last (plus the dismal safety rating) and the TV show drove one to a farm and covered it in slurry.
In times of the Ford Galaxy/VW Sharan & peak Espace GM Brought aa water squirting flower to the gun fight.
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Fuck. That.
28.02.2026 19:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ Claimed as Patriot air defence system failed to intercept an Iranian missile over Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar.
28.02.2026 19:10 β π 209 π 58 π¬ 17 π 6The good news is that by the time this is done I won't be considered the only strategic moron on the global stage
28.02.2026 18:16 β π 805 π 130 π¬ 19 π 7Just opened FB and a mate of mine has posted this from Dubai. The neighbouring hotel has been hit. @maks23.bsky.social
28.02.2026 15:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They stole @sniffpetrol.com visual gag π
28.02.2026 10:14 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I actually need another pair of trail shoes for the spring/summer. Have been in SpeedCross for years but theyβve changed the design.
28.02.2026 07:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Arch gap, gentlemen. Itβs all in the arch gap.
28.02.2026 07:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Had a go at that. My geography is abysmal. Fail. π
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