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Isn’t this just going splendidly?

Clearly Bibi and The Orange One are tied at the hip and both equally insecure, impetuous and downright stupid.

Neither have read history.

Both have a vengeance.

PPPPPP. The 6 Ps. Pure basics of anything. If you don’t understand, Google it.

Fucking morons.

I have been known to rule out car choices based purely on the faff of cleaning the wheels (something that I endure as often as twice a year!)

Ha! Kids! 😂

My first mobile was Ford branded (and I’ve forgotten who actually made it) with a pull up arial. You couldn’t save contacts, just dial numbers. But the BEST phone was the Nokia 6310i. Nothing before or since has come close.

Nail/Head

Refreshing. Not just the vista, the dog had just attempted to chase the ducks and found herself rather out of her depth in the water.

Utter moron.

I did not know that “Pet Hates Toys” were a thing. But this is genius.

Tried adding water to whisky once.

Was a waste of a perfectly decent nip.

Agreed. Theres a lot of meh options. The satin grey wrap, however, looks very excellent, Apline-esque (whose choices are also pretty limited)

Indeed. Why I deleted my account.

But anyway, I think everyone who isn’t a flag-shagging, X-posting, Trump/Farage arse-licker think that the R5 is a wonderful, wonderful car.

I want one. But I’m also torn because I was a R4 with the opening roof.

Last night I was intimidated by a group of specially trained attack chickens.

I pay almost zero attention to their modern stuff.

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This worked out really well for the Americans when they armed the Afghans against the Russians, didn’t it?

What do they say about doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome? 🤷🏻‍♂️

The strategic prowess of President Trump Commander in Chief will likely be described in many colourful 4-letter words when I refuel my van tomorrow.

Hint. Probably won’t be focused on words such as spur or bone.

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

Loving the evening light.

Pick your decade

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Don’t think he understands how big the land mass of Iran is.

Slow clap.

If you don’t understand history (or logistics) then this is a perfectly reasonable stance.

Yeah sure, let’s open up 2 front lines in polar opposite directions. We’ll be *fine* (in Ross Gellar style)

The Donald likes things that spread easily.

Watching Harry’s Garage Cullinan video. The interior looks like a cheap American diner.

Honestly, who spec’s these things?

I know not their model names.

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Indeed. They were so clever I told my dad to buy one. The absolute best of them were the *massively rare* 2.2 petrols. They were quick, pretty agile and didn’t get the chav reputation that the GSI turbo version had. Bit of a sleeper.

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…And were rated so poorly by the (old) Top Gear JD power survey that it came dead last (plus the dismal safety rating) and the TV show drove one to a farm and covered it in slurry.

In times of the Ford Galaxy/VW Sharan & peak Espace GM Brought aa water squirting flower to the gun fight.

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Fuck. That.

👀🚀 Claimed as Patriot air defence system failed to intercept an Iranian missile over Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar.

The good news is that by the time this is done I won't be considered the only strategic moron on the global stage

Just opened FB and a mate of mine has posted this from Dubai. The neighbouring hotel has been hit. @maks23.bsky.social