The Door Guy

My favorite thing is when someone is really zonked and the tist picks up their limp arm and drops it again. So good.

Well I know what I'm hoping will happen

You can help your hypnosub with their self esteem by giving them mantras like "I'm hot when I'm hypnotized", "People love looking at my brainwashed body" and "I'm a pretty dolly, to be groped and ogled"

If your solution to "Windows no longer getting security updates" is "pipe some random website directly into powershell because a stranger on bsky told you to" I think the security patches are kind of a lost cause anyway.

Go for it

The WHAT

Sounds like a good trade to me!

Remember to set "explode" to "no" in the preferences menu

Took me a second to realize you didn't mean like, a pet cage. In any case I admire your dedication.

You're super cool and multi-talented!

Nerd

BLOOD TUBE

I remember reading an article about light sources on the Valve developer wiki thing when I was learning to make Portal maps. Feels like a billion years ago now.

developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Interme...

Play roulette with you and then use the wheel as a point of focus to zonk you

Your classes look a lot different than mine were

Is this what people mean when they say they're a switch

This is a great vibe

You look so cute and smart with glasses on

Goop

Slightly disappointed to realize you were probably joking because there's an extra "a" in there

The funniest part to me is the implication that they're going to win marketshare with AI integrations when their main competitor is Google. Maybe next they'll start deleting CSS features to win over Safari users.

Since 7 is a lucky number perhaps there's an office space-style scheme where all the 7s get rerouted to Sevens Georg, the luckiest runner ever

Yess

Evidently this law already applies to Sony's headphone division

TheDoorGuy’s otter fursona standing in the rain, sun rays breaking through the clouds as drops hit his umbrella with a satisfied and optimistic smile on his face.

New Commission Done!

This one’s for @thedoorguy.bsky.social. He is a very wholesome otter

Paging @dannythefox.net

Not sure where you heard that but PayPal and Visa are definitely separate companies. PayPal Holdings trades under PYPL.

Make them from what?

There are some services (I think Ko-Fi is one) that basically just hook your Stripe account to their website, and that makes you the MoR and makes you responsible for stuff like VAT remittance.

Oh, this is some weird other service Stripe offers I guess. Fourthwall is an MoR, that should be fine. Just wanted to make sure the CC transactions weren't being processed on your Stripe account because that's a whole can of worms.