𝐗𝐈𝐗 | 🔗 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗻 🔗 pǝsɹǝʌǝᴚ @helpthissecretary

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@helpthissecretary.bsky.social

Pippins number 401 Ms. "Tam" Tenna's secretary. Paid too much to leave for a better job. Linked with the @latenighttalks.bsky.social portrayal MDNI Penned by Slimey (18)

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[He just pats the other's shoulder. Before continuing to sip his coffee]

* Want another cup?

14.11.2025 05:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[He covers his mouth a moment]

* Irish coffee. It has Irish whiskey in it. It's best enjoyed sipping

14.11.2025 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[He watches as he sips his own. Surprisingly calm]

14.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* Yep. I'll be back. One moment.

[He slips away. Before eventually coming back with 2 coffees]

14.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* I'll make us both some. It's my favorite thing to drink to get through the day

14.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* Alternatively Irish coffee. You get alcohol and caffeine

14.11.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* Yeah. So don't call me emo.

* And you clearly need some helo

14.11.2025 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* Well I'm actually just tired.

* If you look closely I'm actually a nice light red.

* I just have a lifeless look in my eyes because I'm damaged

14.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* Dude. You don't look fine.

* And that's saying a lot when I'm damaged.

14.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[He just stares at him and sighs]

* Really?

* I was trying to be nice and check on you

14.11.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* I may be a tired bitch but that doesn't mean I'm not empathetic

// Autocorrect sucks

14.11.2025 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* Are you okay?

14.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

14.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 11 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

* People say I'm a dog for my Tenna. I am not. I'm not a dog, I am a dice. There isna difference

13.11.2025 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫩🖕

13.11.2025 11:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

* . . . Shame

13.11.2025 11:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[<— His legs and arms are constantly cracked and damaged. It hurts.]

13.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

* My mood is always like this.

* Mostly because I'm in constant pain.

* But pass me the gun. Please

13.11.2025 06:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* I am talking about my own boss dumbass.

13.11.2025 06:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* Eh. I only want to kiss Ms. Tenna. She's so pretty and hot, even if she's a little mean to us.

13.11.2025 06:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* . . . Hand me the gun.

* Please.

* . . . I need a goddamn break and a fun time.

* What better way to spend this break?

13.11.2025 06:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* I don't speak whatever language you are speaking

13.11.2025 05:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

* . . . Do you want to chill on me or something?

13.11.2025 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[He looks at him confused]

13.11.2025 05:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

* Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I have a mental breakdown on company time

13.11.2025 05:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[Thinking about his Tenna. Sighing longingly. Simp. But he knows he has no chance with her.]

13.11.2025 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

// Laughs in I'm not getting a Tenna plush (did not learn about them till yesterday)

13.11.2025 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

* Oh. . . .

* Not like I would join, I don't want to piss boss off

13.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

* THERE IS?!

[Coughs]

* Not like I would join or anything

13.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[<— close to having a panic attack and is on their 10th cup of irish coffee]

13.11.2025 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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