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Artist, dog-lover and avid reader, scientist, philanthropist and xenologist, CMDR Camel Number 1 is also known for his incredible ability to acquire billions of Credits. He also likes baking bread and brewing beer in his spare time.

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📰 Vox Galactica business analyst Marlon Royce has published a feature piece on October Consortium CEO Lexi October.

https://fron.dev/b806

03.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 71    🔁 18    💬 10    📌 6

Oooh! Congratulations! 🎉

04.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr. Bigger! Really!?!

27.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A photograph of the book "Jitterbug" by Gareth L. Powell.

A photograph of the book "Jitterbug" by Gareth L. Powell.

@garethlpowell.bsky.social
I must confess a certain excitement.

27.02.2026 09:22 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Tiny Timmy will go hungry this Christmas 😿

20.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is making a surprised face while sitting at a table in a restaurant . ALT: a man is making a surprised face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .

How did you....?... actually never mind.

17.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nobody can be trusted to drive in Helldivers 2!

13.02.2026 06:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods

I approve.

09.02.2026 09:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd better actually get started 🤣

04.02.2026 08:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weirdly sexual book cover. I feel disturbed.

30.01.2026 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

PS Happy birthday!

27.01.2026 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's funny that I keep coming to the conclusion that I should fuck off.

Astonishingly it achieves a very similar result.

27.01.2026 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think we may have seen the same thing.

21.01.2026 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣

20.01.2026 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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three sausages are cooking on a grill with a sign that says a kneed to bake Alt: sausages are cooking on a grill

Good luck! 👍

20.01.2026 14:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...

🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

17.01.2026 09:07 — 👍 1944    🔁 1214    💬 126    📌 94

Both can be true.

15.01.2026 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Antal Inches Ahead. Will it be over by Christmas? (Elite Dangerous)
We read the news so you don't have to. Antal Inches Ahead. Will it be over by Christmas? (Elite Dangerous)

Breaking news!

#EliteDangerous @frontierdev

01.01.2026 21:00 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

That "T" is doing a lot of work!

02.01.2026 12:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Merry Christmas and happy Isaac Newton's birthday from The Hosemen. May 100% of your Christmases be festivised.

#TheHosemen
#EliteDangerousOdyssey

25.12.2025 12:32 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Lawnraker

26.12.2025 13:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be fair it is pretty big. 👍

25.12.2025 16:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Back by popular demand! It's mince pie time!
#EDBakingClub

24.12.2025 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Best hope he leaves some air holes then. 👀

13.12.2025 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have more than one suit?!?

#RichCommandersProblems

02.12.2025 07:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hmmmm. Has anyone said something like "patient zero" in an adjacent room?

Hopefully you'll get out in 28 days.

28.11.2025 11:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Brexit has cost each and every one of us £3,700 a year.

But instead of solving the problem, Labour are using Brexit as an excuse to raise your taxes.

My message ahead of the Budget: Stop blaming Brexit and start fixing it!

25.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 942    🔁 360    💬 45    📌 25

Yes.

22.11.2025 18:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂

15.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You need to account for the conical cross section. That's far too many!
Probably closer to 200.

I won a large jar of jelly beans once by applying a combination of a trapezoidal volume and a jelly bean approximation rule, so I am qualified to comment. 😂

15.11.2025 16:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0