NT Rep

We are now installing prison labor in stations to reduce sentences.

Only thing you need to do is clean the clown's room (and live).

To the greytide that threw a beaker of illicit substances over me and ran away laughing, it's starting to kick in.

Oh god.

This just in:

We finally rediscovered how turnstyles work.
You'd be shocked how complicated spinning bars are.

The clowns fought back.

We are now in negotiations with the Clowns.

That's it.
We're killing the clowns.

All of them.
Call the Deathsquad.

It has come to our attention that PunPun has been given surgical training.
Promotions will be given to anyone who can take the scalpel away from the monkey.

Here at Nanotrasen, we'd like to thank all the brave men, women, slimes, lizards, moths, IPCs, sentient hamsters, monkeys and others who help keep our various stations operational.

Could probably be done easier with robots, but you guys are cheaper.