oat milk whore, LSW 🍉

my life is falling apart in new ways every single day but at least my ass is fat

i mean they’ve BEEN fallen lmao overpriced purposely burnt coffee that supports zionism and anti-union practices.

I dont care how bad his music is im just happy that he beat Cuomo.

i’m supposed to be in VA seeing turnover tn but yanno add it to the list of things jordan ruined

seeing ppl say my ex is the best person they know while that man just ruined my life & got fired for conduct against a student is….insane

i love feeling straight up unwanted & unwelcome in my own house i just wanna be back in nj bro

calling ur parents begging to come home bc ur ex is an absolute asshole is so humbling lmao

well, a bitch is single lmao

Protecting my peace more often cause im too old and tired for fandom bs

To the republicans who constantly said they had trans or LGBTQ+ kids/ family/ friends and continued to spout off that they loved those people and that voting for Trump wasn’t a vote against those people…
Do you feel like a dumb cunt yet or no? Because I think your love is null and void.

i’m still convinced i just hallucinated the entire r*an saga bc wtf was that

"Games don't hit the same anymore"

My brother, we were children. You didn't know what paying bills felt like. Of course they hit different. They're still good, you're just stressed and have no time or mental bandwidth to enjoy the things you love.

everything is pretty bad and it's going to get worse and I think we need to remember to give ourselves license to post about silly things too

losing our minds to despair isn't going to do any of us any good

new ethel cain AND the lumineers?! oh we’re SO back

throwback to nye bc this fit was everything

Listen, call me a fuckin boomer in training but I’m tired of AI being added to all of my electronics. I don’t want it. I don’t trust it. I don’t trust these corporations. And it’s like, yes I’m aware they’re already tracking my activity, but AI makes me uneasy and I don’t want it.

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

Gagging For It.

currently back in my parents house for the first time since i moved and WOOOOW does it feel ✨weird✨

pretty as a picture or whateva

this is also for my knees, finding a rheumatologist for my back has been almost impossible 🙃🙃🙃

getting cortisone shots is actually one of the worst things i’ve ever had done medically and if this shit doesn’t help i will sob

I just read something on TikTok that said “Luigi Mangione has been wrongfully accused of putting the rizz in terrorizzm” and again, this country is so unserious 😂

yall as THE peach i need this….if this doesn’t come in my size i will cry

t4t is so elite tbh

Fuckin' Pricks.