Suckmaster Valentin

*chris Fleming sufjan Stevens parody voice*

A little bit of cheese.
Got stuck to pan while I was making my. Quesadilla 🎶.
The cheese got stuck to the pan and it. Got. Burnt.

And now I have to soak my paan. Because the cheese got stuck. (The cheese got stuck)

The comfy sleeper

I’m cold and I have to go to the bathroom but I’m sitting on my bed with both of my sleeping cats and I know that if I get up they will too…. So I must suffer a bit more

All this time I had Costa Rica in mind bc I thought u also didn’t need a passport to go there but it’s just Puerto Rico… my plans foiled……. But location doesn’t matter as long as I can do said things LOL.

I don’t think this is a realistic goal for this year tho I don’t trust our government enough to get a passport in time & also safely fly on a plane to Mexico & also I don’t wanna go alone but I don’t know anyone who could also pay for this or even what it would cost… rip

Google search history of a guy with totally normal and really cool interests (literally all I want to do is eat a good mango and see the beautiful birds of my childhood dreams)

*watching a nature documentary* wow this is just like Minecraft

For a while I thought about going somewhere warmer but that’s more expensive & I’m actually trying to aggressively pay down my cc debt…. Also low key scared about the future of planes

I still want to do a little trip or something for my 30th but idk where to go,,,,, I want it to be inexpensive & something closer to home would be easiest but it’s in freaking February, the worst month for weather and activities.

It’s one of these creepy small door things lmao I have two of them in my room and she has learned to open them on her own… thanks for being fucking scary

Good morning slinky is mad that I closed the door to her and Josie’s secret clubhouse

My job/ workplace in general is very busy and it’s a lot to handle and it’s been a lot the past few weeks but the day she left was like the least stressful day??? So I’m mainly confused why that day of all days made her lose it. Whatever

ALSO my coworker (not the one I complained about before) fucking just walked out and quit without telling anyone a few days ago. Lmfao. It’s fucking crazy but if I’m being honest I don’t feel anything about it. Like ok bye

I’m having a weird day emotionally and I want to go home but home is not currently where most of the delicious food is. & also like I wouldn’t feel any different. The loser vibes would persist

Where else would this be but the grocery store parking lot

ALSO I literally watched her write down what I was telling her…. I know it’s not my fault but it makes me feel like I’m doing something wrong -_- ugh

Also it shouldn’t take her that long to do the one thing anyway….. I’m a hater but like wtf

At work ugh I’m like “don’t do this one because it’s already done. Do the rest on this page tho” & a few hours later she hands me the one I told her not to do. Wtf girl. I know it’s stress bc we are all stressed but like why..This is the woman with the terrible bf. I feel bad for her but she sucks

Love when I give very clear instructions and the person still does exactly what I told them not to do…… what the heck

I have way more debt on my other one bc I used it to buy furniture but things are happeninggggggggg

Guy who just paid one of his credit cards 🎉

I think lestats mannerisms are more similar in the movie but like….. the fur coats…. Lmfao

Ok but tell me the vibes aren’t exactly the same

Accidentally took a giant nap oopsiessssss and now I have to sleep all night so I can work tomorrow >.<

Day* I stg I will get out of bed soon ughhhhhhh

Today is the perfect way to have a deeply painful tension headache and relive every terrible moment in my life

My pumpkin unlit bc I forgot to buy candles ^_^

Remake queen of the damned but lestat is played by Casey Frey

‼️‼️‼️I ALMOST FORGOT…. Today is the one year anniversary of owning slinky…. The day she came home & the most recent pic of her I took…. She was 2 months old when we got her…. Little two pound baby. I love her more than anything else in the world except Josie

Yeah it kinda sucked lol