@roadtoast.bsky.social
Forest wizard. Living parody.
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
Just watched a Tesla get clipped by a speed camera in a school zone. Get fucked loser.
06.05.2025 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
27.04.2025 01:13 — 👍 6649 🔁 1085 💬 175 📌 127I’m reading the andromeda strain and Michael Crichton tediously explaining the processes and power of a computer in 1969 is really something man.
26.04.2025 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
fbi agent using computer
teachers aren't working class actually
25.04.2025 20:19 — 👍 297 🔁 21 💬 4 📌 1My first year of teaching I made $37000 and ate eggs and cereal the last week of every month. Literally shut the fuck up.
25.04.2025 21:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Star Wars Outlaws: lotta air ducts
11.01.2025 06:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
10.01.2025 23:49 — 👍 11417 🔁 1542 💬 116 📌 36Bro I hate Samuel Alito
10.01.2025 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"must've been the wind", we say to the empty darkness so the assassin knows we've given up the search for now
10.01.2025 04:44 — 👍 33 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0Currently in twitter jail bc I told Elon to kill himself and when I finally figured out which email account I used to create that account, I found out google suspended that email account in December of ‘23… and I don’t know why. Anyways. What up.
09.01.2025 21:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Just weighed in at under 200 pounds for the first time in 11 months 😤
02.01.2025 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who up tiding their yule?
31.12.2024 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02025 is the year I fully migrate from twitter to bluesky
31.12.2024 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where the hoes at
21.12.2024 21:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This shit is so sick (I’m on chapter 4)
28.11.2024 03:13 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate figuring out a platform again
23.11.2024 21:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My tender and mild ass thought these were two sheep curled up together 😔
23.11.2024 20:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Post on post on post in there like hakeem
23.11.2024 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry that was tooo advanced
23.11.2024 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
23.11.2024 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Should I go buy a book today even tho my birthday is in 2 weeks and Christmas is in a month
22.11.2024 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
😔
22.11.2024 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol only had two days of school this week
22.11.2024 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you think the Dorian in JD Vance stands for a Picture of Dorian Gray?
21.11.2024 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bruh good comics are so good
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Don’t piss me off
20.11.2024 06:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Am I allowed to tell someone to kill themselves here or will I go to free speech jail
19.11.2024 03:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Little debbie 😔
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