Cardboard Adventurer

Playing seven minutes of heaven with the sleep paralysis demon.

The Borg Queen from Star Trek: First Contact. She's a terrifying bald cybernetic monster who is absolutely rocking that red lipstick, girrrrl

The T-Rex from Jurassic Park, breaking through the barriers that kept her from achieving her full potential (eating whoever she wants)

The Xenomorph Queen from Aliens. She's a horrifying mass of insectoid limbs and black carapace. She's making her own way through the galaxy in the face of adversity, all while raising a family. You really can have it all.

Jobu Tupaki from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. She's wearing an outfit that's a riot of different colors and styles. That's because she's out there girl-bossing and living her best lives, all at the same time. That's multitasking!

Me and the girls celebrating International Women's Day

Taking my sleep paralysis demon on a road trip so I can use the car pool lane.

Dealing in my sleep paralysis demon to round out the poker game.

I shout 'mano a mano' when I give a high-five.

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The hyperbolic chamber is an exceedingly fun time.

I hope attending college football isn't going to become a patriotic mandate.

The image shows a rectangular Roman dice tower (turricula) made of four copper alloy (bronze) plates with punched cut-out Latin letters and cut-out decorative patterns. At the bottom front is a stepped exit chute with small bronze bells attached to the opening. The tower is a Roman anti-cheating device. It has an open top and is hollow inside except for three staggered, downward-sloping plates, designed to randomize dice as they fall, ensuring unpredictable dice rolls. When the dice rolled out of the exit chute they rang the bells! There is a decorative dolphin either side of the stepped exit chute. The top of the front plate has two decorative pine cone finials. Height 25 cm. There is a single die shown next to the stepped base to illustrate how it was used. The front inscription reads: PICTOS VICTOS HOSTIS DELETA LVDITE SECVRI Translated as: ‘The Picts defeated, the enemy has been destroyed, play in safety’. Around the top of the three remaining sides, a second inscription made with cut out letters reads: ‘UTERI/FELIX/VIVAS’ translated as ‘Use happily; may you live well’. Found at a Roman villa at Froitzheim in Germany in 1985.

Roman anti-cheating gaming accessory!

This Roman ‘turricula’ (dice tower) was used to ensure a fair roll of the dice! 🎲🎲🎲

Dice dropped into the top, tumbled over sloping internal levels, and appeared randomly below.

From Froitzheim, Germany, AD 300-400

📷 LVR-Landesmuseum Bonn

#Archaeology

Attractive red Twi'lek woman looking smugly at the viewer while holding a blaster pistol with black pants and sleevless jacket, brown knee high boots, and a pink sports bra.

May the Fourth be with you! I dug up an older picture of my wife's PC from a Star Wars game she was running and finished it. Make sure to check out her page at @kythkyn.bsky.social

#ttrpgs #art #gameart #starwars #star-wars #maythe4thbewithyou #sifi #scifi #oc

I have concepts of a retirement plan. #budgeting

Founder Mike Richardson out at Dark Horse after 40 years After 40 years, Dark Horse founder and CEO Mike Richardson has exited the company, reportedly in a move to "modernize and strengthen" the company

Mike Richardson obviously had a major effect on my career. Thanks for bringing us Dark Horse Comics and believing in The Goon.

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Fill up the parking lot with non-evangelists every Sunday in protest.

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man what the fuck, we drove all the way out to gresham only to find out our funky anarchist coffeeshop has closed and is reopening as an evangelical bullshit space

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Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

A tailor's dummy in a thrift store. It has various blonde dolls' heads at the top, and a choker made of smaller Barbie-type doll faces. There's a black crop-top overlaid with a breastplate made of small dolls' arms, with a larger doll's face - cut in half and upside down - over the nipples. Below the bare midriff is a skirt made of dolls' legs, hung vertically in two rows. And more doll faces in the centre.

What I'll be wearing to the War Gala

A quick pencil sketch of Callie Briggs from Swat Kats dressed and posing like Stripperella. There is a mechanical pencil on the sketch book as well

A little sketch while I'm watching Swat Kats. Anyway, enjoy Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs dressed like Stripperella

#swatkats #calliebriggs #stripperella #sketch #art #traditionalart

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with a tweet overlay by user Yaffa (@archaicf0ssil). The tweet reads: "Buffy The Vampire Slayer is actually about the importance of libraries and how using library resources saves the world when you think about it."

Good point 🩸

📷 Warner Bros. Television

Oof. Pardon me. My midichlorians are a bit gassey tonight.

Yahweh is Trapper Keeper 5000.

THE MODERN WORLD CITIZENS! WE'RE IN A SEMI-DECLARED SORTA KINDA NOT OUITE WAR THING ARE YOU DOING VOUR PART?/GET TRENDING! We're all in this TOGETHER Patriot Have you changed YOUR avatar yet?| You never know ho's listening Pease speak clearly So we CAN hear you I WANT YOU TO LIKE ENDLESS WAR HASHTAGS ARE WEAPONS OF WAR by TOM TOMORROW VIRAL VIDEOS FOR VICTORY! Dump something unpleasant 8 on your head TODAY!

I think about this a lot

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social

So, what you're saying is, he could just rupture like a fleshy meat balloon at any moment.

Artisanal edible underwear made to your specifications.

Simmer down, this will all be over soon.

Hi Ho, Stick Stickly here! Anywho I’m here to tell you the world you grew up in is long dead!
The monsters that turn the gears of profit and disparity have shed their marks to feed on your pain!

Some people write 30 page bakcgrounds for their level 1 characters. Me? I hire the local theatre kids and produce a high budget biopic. #ttrpg #dnd

Bottled bath water surge pricing.

Mackerel sushi with gold flakes.

Ah, yes. The most supervillian sushi dish. Mackerel with gold leaf flakes.

We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.