Good news: I nut quick.
Bad news: I might miss.

46 wordles in a fuckin row.

I honestly don’t think Kendrick will perform Not Like Us at the Super Bowl. I never have thought he would since he was announced as the halftime performer.

I never understood the appeal. One speed one style just poppin up on everything poppin.

My two favorite Bible moments off the top of my head (no particular order):

God killing the man for not busting in his brother’s widow and popping off on the ground.

&

God sending a bear to kill 42 children for mocking a bald man while he walked.

They hate you while you here.
They love you once you gone. Now everybody runnin to their phone to start mournin.
There’s so much fake love that real love feels foreign.

Outside of Jay hate, there’s not much to go on but I see there’s plenty of that.

I’m in the timeline where Mandela effects are classified as false memories. And I’m staying.

I’ll spend two minutes reloading the video until it’s a skip in 5 second ad.

I just checked and just 1 still moves me.

It’s just a place to talk that’s easier to dodge hate speech. Hard to be a bad thing.

A summary of the Bible, a paragraph on Trump and considering it your freedom to interfere with other’s freedoms has you at a full 95% understanding of conservative politics.

He may have been in the closet but the door was open.

Every. Single. Time.

I knew something was up because people driving $600k cars wouldn’t even blink at $130 oil changes.

Not that it matters, but I’m not a nihilist.

She’s just lookin for a place to shoot up. She got a half drank tea and two bucks.

⭕️ Single
⭕️ Taken
✅ Trades coupons for handjobs

Happy Dan Da Dan episode Eve to all that observe.

Lady and not only because Fortunate is R Kelly’s writing.

Every conservative idea is already known.

MMA is more like a real fight. In real fights you spend like 15-20 minutes dry fuckin another man on the ground.

It’s not ginger ale. It’s ginger ale flavored water.

Some may post flutters.
But as for my folks and me.
We skat. We skeet skeets.

That butterfly dissolved from a caterpillar and emerged from his cocoon just for you to call him girly.

If you don’t like or want your post being quoted you can block it from appearing in reposts. That’s what I assume this is.

Me when I skatted skeets.

Put your tits up unless you got fairy ears.

I’m in the skeetin business. And, buddy, business is a-boomin.

Had to get a quick skeet off.

I don’t even know shit about El Paso. I just feel like they deserve more attention. And perhaps credit.