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Going to be honest, I get a contact drunk from listening to ABBA

True kindness: holding the bus for someone you see running to get it. 🫶

🎶Just gonna stand here and watch me burn. But that’s alright because I like the way it hurts.🎶 Emo vampire in the sun. #rihanna #edwardcullen

I just realised I look at Kevin Smith having a daughter the same way most people probably look at my dad having a daughter… which is funny until I realise I’m the daughter

I’ll be honest, the last few weeks have been the absolute MOST fun, but they have left me with as much energy as a squeezed lemon in the corner of a sink. Out of drag I must look DEAD

At least I won’t miss my stop now…

Noooooo!!! He’s gotten off the tube!! Following him is definitely not ok… goodbye Giant Jellycat box Tube Human! 👋

Who is the giant Jellycat box contents for???? Who does he love this much???? I need to witness!

Is it appropriate to ask the stranger to see inside his giant Jellycat box? Is that going against Schrödinger? Is that against London code? Will I miss my stop as I work up the courage to ask all my questions about the box…

Trying not to stare at the guy with the giant Jellycat box. He’s very aware of me watching him. My face was loud when he stepped onto the train…

There’s a girl on the tube who’s attached her croc accessories to her phone case… whilst she wears her plain crocs in public… the audacity. The power. She doesn’t know she’s Queen.

On the tube. There is a human with a large Jellycat box. I mean, it’s HUGE. What’s in the box Guy? I need to know about Schrödingers Teddy

Today I’m swaddling an animatronic cat.

I’m trying to figure out how to pull a nativity out of my tits… #today

Totally going to just start documenting the activities of the day as honestly as I can….

After google maps kept insisting I go down an alley, I am here! Let the show begin!!

I sure hope the sweat under this wig doesn’t freeze as I walk to the venue….

Note to self: don’t sit on the flip down seats in drag. You will get caught when you stand, you will let out a puff of glitter when the seat catches you.

A couple of women caught my nervous eye and went out of their way to compliment, ask questions… it got a few others involved. This is the kind of community and support we need. Not aggressive, not obvious, just Seeing and supporting. Thank you Ladies!!

I was so concerned I’d be cold… I always forget how hot drag is. And how hot the tube is. I’ll be serving roast count tonight!

Just occurred to me as I sit here that I may end up a photo on someone’s ’crazy stuff seen in London’ timeline…

The girls have now gotten off the train. I hope they go to a drag show one day now the one has educated them

I can only apologise to the cleaning staff of TFL for the amount of glitter I am shedding….

One wanted to see what’s under my skirt… so I guess I pass 😂😂😂😂

*it was clearly a joke. Her friend very much told her off. All good

On the tube sat with four girls who match me but not for their art. One just had to explain to the rest why she exclaimed ‘omg you’re off to serve c*nt!’

Taking the tube in drag for the first time right now. Not going to lie, I am nervous. But it’s busy, so 🤞

I’ve got a show Babies! Here’s you chill alternative festive entertainment; catty stories, cocktails in a cat cafe with a kitty on your knee! December 13, 19, 20 (select those dates to grab tickets!) www.whiskersandcream.com/book-now/

That looks used to give me trauma but now I love it. It means I’m safe 🩷🩷🩷

Sometimes I don’t believe it when people say a kidnapper would return me until I see the look on my loved ones faces when I speak… 😅😘😱 #perfection 💋💋

Who do we think is going to be the new popular kid here? And better yet, that unpopular kid from another platform that just smashes this one out of the park? 🤔