J.D. Banker

Checking in on those 2025 goals:
1.) lost 24 pounds from my high in July.
2.) swing and a miss, ran a 28 minute 5K though!
3.) hit! $650k!
4.) hit!
5.) miss. Should both test in May’26.

Ones with large lobbying budgets?

And America weeps

I don’t like when the person in the liquor store says “are you having a party?”

Maybe, or maybe we are going to drink this by ourselves because we’re highly functional alcoholics

Speaking of, all city leaders need to be commended for how well they handled this winter storm. Phenomenal job all around.

I would smoke you. That is a challenge and I will back it up.

Here are my 2025 goals:
1.) lose 23 pounds
2.) run a half marathon
3.) help wife’s practice get to $500k year 1 revenue
4.) <obligatory net worth goal>
5.) help kids get to level 2 black belt

Happy New Year!!

Somebody should make a DTC but for securities litigation checks.

Even though we’re separated, I still love DMont, what can I say!? I’m a romantic!

That’s fair. He’s just getting bottled up running out to the side and Monty is getting more room up the middle, I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

Why do they keep wasting carries with Jahmyr Gibbs when Monty exists?

Well you got your wish with the Geno scamper to win the game. Wow.

I rest my case. Game on the line, last drive, Kenneth Walker gets the ball 4-and-1 and gets four yards, take him out and give Charbonnet the ball, stuffed, then again on fourth and 1, stuffed again, turnover on downs.

Seattle two-minute offense always looks weaker with Charbonnet. To me KW9 can catch just as well, I don’t get why he’s on the sideline in high leverage situations.

That is a strong to quite strong list

Now you got me thinking about it. What happened to Fiona? I thought she was fantastic but she kind of fell off, was it a voluntary Eva Mendez-like sabbatical?

God that show was good. RIP Mozzie.

What I don’t like about Bluesky is that I don’t have four burners reinforcing my every post and ready to burn down any malefactors.

To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t care if there is broken glass in the bottles, I’d still drink Topo Chico Lime. An ice cold bottle after a workout is a treat from the gods.

Full disclosure: long $ko

Just join NATO! I still don’t get why not.

It’s unfortunate.

Oh I meant on Bluesky, wish I was in Wyoming sitting on top of a giant caldera.

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What are you doing here!?

That’s awesome man, I support you!

Kev is beating me like crazy. I think if I work out an hour a day, 7 days a week, through year end then I might cut his YTD minutes worked out lead to “just” 2k.

I would never judge you, either way it’s good with me!

Gifs! And DMs!? Wow this has really improved since I first joined.

It’s excellent! My son and I are running the Girl Scout 5K in Riverside Park tomorrow, looking forward to him turning on the jets and leaving me in the dust.

Sam!! I’m great! How are you? And how is NE Atlanta!?