Laura

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Being important at work was my #1 mistake ngl

oh to be a slow loris watching someone make fruit smoothies and pastries for me in quantities far exceeding my own volume as i sit, enjoy the process, and touch everything

slim shady

something I love about the internet is the lack of judgment on usernames. your name can be "johng", or "LunaIceGoddess", or "cv2z_", or "sexygrinch" etc and none of these names will seriously hinder your status in a community of enthusiasts

AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.

"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

an illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov (on the left, half-elf woman with white hair, speaking to Felt (not visible in the art), and next to her is Ottilie (human with brownish orange hair, right of the canvas), looking at her (respectfully.. maybe) with a love stare. (mogus forgor to add don't waste time looking lmao)

that moment when she's yapping passionately

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

Quote post from X by "OscarAI": Never do this: Passing off someone else’s work as your own. This Grok Imagine effect with the day-to-night transition was created by me — and I’m pretty sure that person knows it. To make things worse, their copy has more impressions than my original post. Not cool 👎 Quoted post: Prashant @Prashant_1722 Oct 15 Grok Imagine trick: Add "day to night transition" to your prompt. In shots like this, you’ll see a beautiful, harmonious effect as the day turns int... (AI slop animation video)

we are in a self-awareness crisis

rabbit in a hat 🐇🪄

An artwork by Spindle of the characters Asimov (on the left), a half-elf with white hair, sitting on Ottilie's lap (on the right), a human with brown hair. Ottilie is holding Asi's hands and kissing her cheeks, while Asi is smiling widely looking super happy

i bring women kissing to your TL but cute this time

Maybe I'll actually encounter a non-scripted shiny Pokémon for the first time in my life then

How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod? People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

holy shit

Q: And are you married? A: I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...

Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors

Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors https://theonion.com/israel-warns-gaza-still-harboring-hundreds-of-doctors-1850964439/

Masked ICE agents throwing bags of brown leaves in unmarked van

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk

since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.

there will be no other substantial changes

thank you for your attention to this matter

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Please don't give @onlydorks.net ideas

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

mom i threw up

Yes, sentences mean different things if you change the nouns in them.

Dawn and Munchlax.

Goofer is so cozy

Give folks their flowers

No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier

"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

just learned about the content warning that open Silent Hill f and this feels like it comes from a parallel world where AAA games took on a whole different meaning for "mature"

damn. more of this approach please

I love her so much. She turned out wonderful!

Thank you for your generous patronage 🦆👍

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