Aphex Gwyn

They aren't "settlers": they're colonists.

You just know that the Tories who are losing their shit over this are the same ones who proudly bang on about protecting "British values" - including the right to a fair trial.

Tories hate due process. Maybe that's why they spent so much time running down the justice system.

That is cause for optimism.

Is this the same BBC that portrayed the leader of the opposition (when Labour were the opposition) like this?

With no apology?

The same BBC, yes?

They're fucking Tory agents!

Christ, you people are boring....

Sadly, many on the right loathe the city of Liverpool so they won't view this as a legal victory. To this day, despite a plethora of evidence, many still prefer to believe the S*n headline from 16th April 1989.

The Wank Pistols.

Spandeau Barn Dance

A Seagull.

What the actual fuck are you blathering on about?

Fucking hell.

Erm... what exactly is it that you think the police are there for?

Are you suggesting we firm vigilante groups and save a bit of money on taxes?

He's got a bloody nerve.

I really hope that they do unto him.

So you know what police force that was, out of interest?

That figure includes *rwo* summers, when crossings are generally higher due to better weather.

So what's the actual *annual* figure, is it higher or lower than it was under Johnson or Sunak, and why did UK media agencies never use similarly massaged figures to ctitice those PMs?

They all should be...

How many of their elected officials could point to either of those places on a map?

"Tell us you're English without saying you're English..."

It's just like they don't give a shit about women's rights until they can use it as a foil to justify their racism.

Unfortunately, unlike Scotland which has a number of Scottish-only media outlets (including a Scottish version of the S*n), Wales gets all of its news directly from London, where Farage and his racist ilk are the current media darlings.

Walk into a pub in Pontypridd and say that...

14 words...

Good morning, Nev!

Be warned. It is literally the saddest thing I've ever seen in a TV programme.

Clearly you haven't seen that episode of Futurama with Fry's dog....

A former manager of mine was an ex-copper and he told us to always refuse a caution.
Not only is it an admission of guilt which could show up on an enhanced DRS check, but it means that the police know that they don't have enough to charge you: otherwise they'd have done just that.

It's far easier for the Met to crack down on elderly pensioners carrying signs than on violent far-right thugs that they have to see in the pub the next day.

Twat.