Marcus Aurelias 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 💙

He’s consistent isn’t he?

Reminds me of that joke. ‘What’s the difference between tRump and George Bush’
Answer FUCKALL.

“Trump is disappointed with Keir Starmer”

Trump has just spent the last 12 months taking the piss out of our war dead, threatening to collapse NATO, aiding and abetting Russian aggression, and angling to invade a European country’s sovereign territory.

And he wants us to help?

He’s off his tits.

Iran wants bloody 'war of attrition' with Donald Trump after US makes key mistake — The Mirror Donald Trump under-estimated the Iran regime's resolve, as Tehran unleashes an astonishing series of attacks, exploding revenge strikes all over the Middle East

#TAFIU
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Typical GOP reaction

Iran strikes are ‘disgusting and evil’ says longtime Trump ally and MAGA stalwart Tucker Carlson: report — The Independent The former Fox News host made the remarks to ABC White House correspondent Jonathan Karl

This jerk must be trying to get a job on a news channel

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

Same old story, ‘Rise up and overthrow your regime’ then America leaves you in the lurch to be slaughtered by the regime.

US launches 'major combat operations' in Iran - as multiple Middle East cities struck during retaliation — Sky News The US has launched Operation Epic Fury, with Israeli strikes targeting Iranian leaders. Iran has retaliated with missile attacks on US bases in the Middle East. Donald Trump, in a video, says Iran is...

Feisty little fucker that Linsey Graham, wonder if that’s reflected in his Grindr profile?

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#ETTD
I see the two elderly fuckwits have started yet another war to keep one in power while the other is drunk with power

Is this guy fucking joking

You left out ‘Machiavellian’

tRump administration is fixated on ‘Clinton’s’, ‘Obama’s’, and ‘Hunter Biden’s laptop’, although the latter hasn’t made the rounds as late

On his way back to the Shire

In case you missed it…here’s the facts-only version of SOTU

I just venmoed my daughter $400 so her $22 hamster could have a hysterectomy and for that price the hamster better wake up with a private room and a commemorative robe.

He’s been honey trapped, probably by Russia

Wasn’t a dead puppy?

Trump Can't Help But Make 100-Year-Old War Veteran's Special Moment About Himself — HuffPost UK The president couldn't resist stepping into the Korean War veteran's special moment.

Whatever award he gets, he could hang it on his bone spur

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Fuck me! It’s Coco the clown

I gave Andrew naked massage at palace - he even paid me with Royal Family cheque — The Sun A MASSEUSE has claimed she gave royal outcast Andrew a naked massage at Buckingham Palace – and the Royal Family footed the bill.

Could it get any worse?

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Mandelson arrested over Epstein scandal - sparking new jeopardy for Starmer — The i Paper The former US ambassador has come under scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein

Two of the bastards down, countless number left

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Snowstorm update: Light dusting in Boston

Why didn’t they just tell him to fuck the hell off?

I disagree, his picture should be hung in an obscure corner behind bars

Was his mouth moving?

Only one casino?

US military airlifts small reactor as Trump pushes to quickly deploy nuclear power — The Independent The Pentagon and the Energy Department have airlifted a small nuclear reactor from California to Utah, demonstrating what they say is potential for the U.S. to quickly deploy nuclear power for militar...

Lucky tRump didn’t deploy any of these to Afghanistan, they’d be in the hands of the Taliban!!

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He does look like he’s got a bikers mitt up his ass