Josh Flaum

This is the dumbest of dumb takes. They didn’t side with Gaetz, they sided against the extremism of the GOP. McCarthy’s public record was enough to justify the Dems’ actions. This is a REPUBLICAN problem. Sad to see the Daily Beast has embraced the stupidity of the both-sides-are-equally-bad logic

If anyone wants to know my age, I am ‘eating a bunch of grapes first thing in the morning will ruin my entire day’ years old.

Step through the doors of the Church of Vampirentology! Chapters 2&3 of CURSES! spinoff ALL WRONG! are up now and FREE to read! Find the visual novel on Storyloom right here: storyloom.com/stories/a35e...

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PRO TIP: if you shout “never surrender” in defiance of authorities, you should do so BEFORE surrendering to said authorities and then— and this is important— DON’T surrender

Do the one where the Old Gods force everyone to buy them cigarettes

I wish I was the kind of guy who looked good in a trench coat, but let’s get real, I can’t even pull off shirts

hurriquake™

With all those gold coins, that motherfucker better have paid for dinner

People who run in mirror mazes as children are the people who “invest” in NFTs as adults

That lady lives in my complex, and is the reason this happens on my patio every day now:

I'm old enough to remember when the answer to this question was invariably "up your butt"

FUN FACT: Jewface made his first appearance in Batman #18 next to The Green Globalist, Media Maid, and The Space Laser

Also, Twitter is a Nazi hellhole

Sen. Feinstein looks like a vampire that's been starved of blood for centuries, but sure, let's put her in charge of counterterrorism and border security and human rights and whatnot

Just all the pretty ones

CRICKET: ...and so it is with a profound sense of duty that I stand before you today to announce my candidacy for President...

*crickets*

CRICKET: You're too kind...

*crickets*

CRICKET: Okay calm down...

*crickets*

CRICKET: STOP IT I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK

Yeah, because the older aggressive ones can make your genitals disappear

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Screenshot of post by Bandy X Lee, MD, MDiv ('@BandyXLee1' on 'X'). The post says: "4 indictments, 91 charges, 2 impeachments, 1 act of sedition, and threatening civil war. 26 women alleging sexual assault. 1.13 million Americans dead from Covid. And he is the front runner of the Republican Party. This is why I call it a collective psychosis."

She makes a great few points, no? So I have to ask: What the hell is wrong with half the voters?

Yes, she’s been indicted, but I still can’t imagine a lower point for Jenna Ellis than being farted on twice by Rudy Giuliani at a Michigan election fraud hearing

Look, I’ve lived an excellent life and have few complaints. But sometimes, for any number of reasons that would be unfair to him, I still wish that @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com was my dad

Stir-fried foods are just a part of the left's wok agenda

FUN FACT: I call those "vomelets"

I went to an AI image generator and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

So if a banshee shits on your face is that called a Cleveland Screamer?

Pale Hopper? Bunforgiven? Bunsmoke?

Turns out Young Buns was a terrible name for my animated feature about teenage rabbits in the old west

#MillerHighlight

Buttle Rocket

Just got my 23andMe results and I am 99% Ashkenazi Jew, 1% everything bagel