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Pervis: LIFE SO ISN'T BAD! -WHEN YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME! RIGHT HANDSOME CARLOS? *carlos weeps* C...CARLOS?
28.12.2024 17:33 β π 1796 π 123 π¬ 14 π 3Pervis in bed looking at phone: IT IS BEDTIME! *Pervis drops phone on face* SMAK Phone angrily! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HIT YOU AGAIN IF YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP IN TEN SECONDS
05.12.2024 03:16 β π 2157 π 250 π¬ 14 π 9Pervis, in an awesome dream: THIS DREAM IS AWESOME! *Waking up*JuST GOTTA Go USE THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK *Getting back in bed* ALRIGHT, LET'S GET BACK IN THERE *Int a completely different dream that sucks* Satan yells at Pervis, who is UPSET: BLEHH WELCOME TO HELL!...YOURE... HEY...UH. YOU DOIN ALRIGHT?
26.11.2024 21:38 β π 1057 π 75 π¬ 6 π 1Pervis: IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS AS AN ADULT! Stranger: I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND! Pervis: EW! Pervis, alone, eating a burger: THAT WEIRDO RUINED MY DAY!
25.11.2024 00:19 β π 17403 π 1435 π¬ 138 π 134Pervis: IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS AS AN ADULT! Stranger: I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND! Pervis: EW! Pervis, alone, eating a burger: THAT WEIRDO RUINED MY DAY!
25.11.2024 00:19 β π 17403 π 1435 π¬ 138 π 134Guy, to Pervis: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START DATING AGAIN ?? AREN'T YOU SUPER LONELY? *Pervis enters his house, happy* *Pervis, Deogie, and Uncle all snuggle on couch*
21.11.2024 18:34 β π 1391 π 120 π¬ 8 π 5Pervis: THIS WEBPAGE IS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD! *Pervis clicks refresh button the same instant the page loads* CLICK *Pervis's spirit departs the body*
20.11.2024 01:55 β π 13126 π 911 π¬ 49 π 29Pervis:I AM RIDING IN A CAR WITH MY FATHER! Pervis:I JUST NEED TO TURN THE LIGHT ON FOR A SECOND! Pervis's father: SO HOW THIS IS IT ENDS. *Car flies off cliff*
18.11.2024 01:48 β π 1787 π 153 π¬ 11 π 3PERVIS: BOSS MAKES 800x AS MUCH AS I DO!! ARE THEY DOING 800x THE WORK?! BOSS!! OPEN UP!! *BOSS, BRAIN HOOKED UP TO 800 COMPUTERS*: P...PERVIS... KKILL.... ME
17.11.2024 13:47 β π 8334 π 467 π¬ 49 π 15Pervis:I'M GONNA PLAY AS AN EVIL GUY! Game: PET DOG? *Pervis selects No* DOG IS SAD. Sanitation worker:I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK Pervis: DO IT
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