Only One Season of Firefly 🇺🇦 🇨🇦

Why won’t any of these clips play? I want to watch this

Well done. He’s got a shot.

I have not had twitter for almost a year and a half now. I do not miss it and will never go back. Build a huge fucking moat around it, wide as the Mississippi, and fill THAT with alligators

This man is a piece of shit.

It is certainly getting there, yes. Can confirm.

He doesn’t care.

Frame it as an exploitative game show and put Simon Cowell in it

Congress is controlled by maga. The deal will go through. They want to control the media leading up to November

Should have either kept Chris Judge or gotten Dave Bautista. I love Ryan Hurst as an actor. He’s fantastic, but Kratos he ain’t

Don’t threaten us with a good time

So the woman giving handies in a children’s theater doesn’t know much about economics. I’m flabbergasted

Facts.

Not playing it, but from your description alone, it sounds fucking terrible

lol this never fails to make me laugh

Say goodbye to Last Week Tonight, folks. There’s no way they’re going to let John Oliver continue to say what he does on their dime. Fuck, maybe he and his crew and writers can go to Netflix.

I get HBO Max complimentary with my smartphone plan, so I wouldn’t be giving them any extra money, which is good. I wouldn’t have access to the entire runs of Mythbusters or Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown

This man is nothing but a cancerous asshole, but with less personality

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

This man was bad at football in Alabama. ALABAMA. Now he thinks he knows middle eastern geopolitics

And trump is still president

Something something self aware something else

I’d eat some Taco Bell and fart into it too, just for good measure.

We were pulling for Canada, Gym. Now answer the fucking question

I am glad you are. I can’t listen to the poisonous motherfucker speak for longer than about 3 seconds before I start becoming unhealthily angry

All I did was spend way too much money on a guitar, when I could have just started hitting myself with a hammer instead

Empathy, from the person single handedly responsible for nuking USAID

One day, we will wake up, and it will have happened

I honestly do not know how Tarlov hasn’t punted this sack of filth in his nutsack yet

Tony Gonzales pressed female staffer for 'sexy pic' in late-night texts New text messages reveal the married congressman pursued an intimate relationship with Regina Santos-Aviles, using explicit language in late-night chats.

"'Send me a sexy pic,' Rep. Tony Gonzales texted Regina Ann Santos-Aviles, then director of his regional district office in Uvalde.

Santos-Aviles replied that she’d had a rough week and 'you don't really want a hot picture of me.'

'Yes I do,' Gonzales texted, adding, 'Hurry.'"

Is anyone surprised by this?