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16 Followers  |  13 Following  |  3 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2024  |  1.6182

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CEOs Never Cum

18.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 4955    🔁 831    💬 98    📌 58

I'm always saying this.

19.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

05.06.2025 20:05 — 👍 21274    🔁 4006    💬 100    📌 46

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

14.06.2025 00:08 — 👍 6016    🔁 732    💬 45    📌 22

Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit

17.06.2025 16:55 — 👍 4416    🔁 458    💬 39    📌 18

commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"

20.06.2025 19:14 — 👍 4009    🔁 513    💬 40    📌 7

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

28.07.2025 00:33 — 👍 6912    🔁 1014    💬 52    📌 17

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

31.07.2025 02:11 — 👍 12898    🔁 2870    💬 91    📌 64
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my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .

23.08.2025 07:23 — 👍 5160    🔁 539    💬 63    📌 20

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

13.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 5744    🔁 838    💬 55    📌 17
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two men are sitting at a table in a video game talking to each other . Alt: Gif of Kiryu from the Yakuza franchise angrily slamming his fist against the desk before getting up and storming out of the room.
01.07.2025 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

27.05.2025 10:45 — 👍 6327    🔁 837    💬 108    📌 20

how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse

30.05.2025 11:19 — 👍 2930    🔁 319    💬 22    📌 9

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

31.05.2025 02:29 — 👍 13709    🔁 1651    💬 194    📌 85

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

11.04.2025 19:27 — 👍 8392    🔁 1087    💬 141    📌 46

flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel

03.05.2025 03:33 — 👍 5498    🔁 563    💬 58    📌 30

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

28.04.2025 01:59 — 👍 15403    🔁 1693    💬 193    📌 30
12.04.2025 07:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

08.04.2025 03:07 — 👍 20078    🔁 4920    💬 76    📌 57

i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart

08.04.2025 10:20 — 👍 6381    🔁 574    💬 41    📌 15

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