KAZ

yes .. what’s wrong with him he’s just a little silly

i used to add in shitty doodles as both mental support but also just aesthetics

licensed doctor btw

cardan

fucked with them so much that everytime i come behind their chairs they look at me like this : 🤨

true coworker representation

a woman sits at a desk in a dark office with a bulletin board behind her ALT: a woman sits at a desk in a dark office with a bulletin board behind her

i like to do this exact thing to my coworkers too but i also shake the chair back and forth as well

okay now

u got 10 likes on a post most ppl barely read buddy i promise u you’re not all that

letting social media “fame” get to your head has to be the biggest loser behavior you could have ngl

no i see things that piss me off, post abt it so i don’t spiral about it and move on

ppl who brush their teeth and let it foam all over their mouth/chin piss me off real bad. ur a grow adult why are you slobbering all over yourself like a toddler

i am so glad i never experienced it first hand i think the second embarrassment would have buried me alive

“fuck my stupid chungus life” is coming out a bit too naturally that i’m scared i’ll blurt it out in a serious conversation

i need the hitman to take you out as well actually

i need someone to hire a hit man on cardans ex

blessed by the universe to have missed it then wow

oh what the hell was it as bad as it is on twt ?

having a crush on someone bc of how they text … let me stay quiet

just remembered the whole fiasco of croomfs back on twitter

itchy

@ me next time hello ?

happy birthday !

that’s what i’m saying

had a group project once of 5 ppl and i even lent one of my ties to a girl so that we could all match

i miss being a student and pulling up to presentation day in a dress shirt and a tie just to aura farm for no reason (there was no dress code) (dressing up better didn’t get you any extra points)

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scared of pixels on a screen btw

cus you know you were the target audience ?