call me mr average man even
05.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0call me mr average man even
05.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0im literally the most normal person ever
05.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0guys couldn’t we have our emotional breakdown in our own proper rooms please like normal people
05.03.2026 15:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i wanted to vacuum my room but the vacuum is in the kitchen and currently i can hear a roommate crying and sobbing and shitting herself with a friend and now i don’t wanna intrude
05.03.2026 15:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0atp both
05.03.2026 07:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i keep seeing oomfs do the “1 like for 1 pic of my aesthetic” interaction bait and i would have joined however i have 0 self perception whatsoever
05.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i love humans
04.03.2026 11:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we have always danced and sung and decorated ourselves with the brightest colors
04.03.2026 11:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0humans have always been colorful and it’s rly sad how movies portrayed history as grey and dull
04.03.2026 11:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0also cut me some slack i’ve seen your face like twice
04.03.2026 10:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0u very much do i fear
04.03.2026 10:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0okay now don’t put words in my mouth either i said i wouldn’t have been surprised if you said you were thai, not that you actually look thai
04.03.2026 10:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ohhh why i oughta
04.03.2026 10:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
seeing his name genuinely has me seething. this was genuinely the face we all were pulling whenever his box popped up
04.03.2026 10:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0robert you stupid excuse of a fucking dentist when i catch you you’re dust you hear me you motherfucker
04.03.2026 10:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0just had the worst shift ever what the fuck
04.03.2026 10:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1he now knows better and is even more vain than he was before (if u can believe it)
04.03.2026 05:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when cardan broke up with his ex i sat in genuine fear that he’d facetime me at some random hour with a bald ass fucking head bc he felt “impulsive”
04.03.2026 05:56 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0i feel i don’t even have to say it anymore
04.03.2026 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me and you know who
04.03.2026 05:37 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
so like would this onion be too old or too young now
03.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i can excuse being broke but being cheap …
03.03.2026 11:48 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0it usually folds into a monolid but now it won’t fold back
03.03.2026 10:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in this case your hand was what it saw as the darkest color so it lightened everything else around that instead
03.03.2026 10:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0your camera sees your hair as the darkest color so it lightens everything else around it to make it more visible -> making u paler
03.03.2026 10:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0color theory 🙏
03.03.2026 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0is she 1.5 apples tall
03.03.2026 06:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0set your expectations to 0 🔥🔥
03.03.2026 05:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0to the ppl who followed me bc of this i fear this is a truly rare occurrence
03.03.2026 05:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0