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Colin

@brocolini.bsky.social

Just looking for some Coke Zero. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ“šπŸƒπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸˆπŸ•πŸͺ That kinda cringe friend you have to tell people, β€œNo, he’s ok if you get to know him.” Actually hates broccoli. πŸ₯¦ πŸ“ Philly

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So true, Philly. So true.

20.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s baaaaaaack…

13.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Days like today make me so glad I don’t have a student-facing role. πŸ₯΄

02.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A beaver saw the sun and now I gotta freeze? This system is unworkable.

02.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This stretch of sub-freezing temps has frozen my will to function (which was already pretty low).

01.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the most Philadelphia article. πŸ˜‚

27.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

The FATTEST raccoon was on the porch earlier this week when I got home. She was kinda my idol.

21.01.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And there have been short-term guests.

21.01.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Losing Meanie got me thinking of all the porch pals we’ve had over the years. 😒

21.01.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of our porch pals has crossed the rainbow bridge. Meanie was actually a sweet girl for a feral street cat. You couldn’t pet her, but she still liked when people were around. She lived on our block ever since we moved here 10+ years ago. I’ll miss her goofy face.

21.01.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Working for a university forces you to act like a mob boss because what do you mean I’m keeping two sets of books, one for what is being charged and one for what is going to be charged once they get around to publishing the fringe rates for FY26. It’s Q3, you wangs!

13.01.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would die for her so there’s no chance I would wake her from her snuggle nap. πŸ˜‚

10.01.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I should get up and do stuff but also, why?

10.01.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s something so titillating about when the Cane’s cashier yells, β€œHot, fresh chicken for Colin!”

08.01.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cause why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement and rust my Bowflex? To what end? 🎢TO WHAT END?!🎢

08.01.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Gritty and the Phanatic

Gritty and the Phanatic

Heated Rivalry but with:

04.01.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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Hanging with the most diva of divas. (And @talltbh.bsky.social and @classicsftw.bsky.social)

07.01.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suffer my inane snaps, besties. πŸ‘»

07.01.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Got these for my desk, and it’s really the little things that make me not want to claw my eyes out. πŸ˜‚

06.01.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing like when you wake up with a good vibe only for it to be crushed by SEPTA. 😭

06.01.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finished Pluribus and started Task. What other series do I need to catch up on?

04.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta join me over here in Club FOBI, sis.

04.01.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Left the house for the first time since Thursday. It was not worth it.

04.01.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We saw you from across the couch and we like your vibe.

31.12.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love Philly so much

31.12.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Back home with my cats, wearing my comfy, and loafing for a day or two to recover.

29.12.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooooooooon! 😭

27.12.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The face of someone ready to make the 11 hour drive home tomorrow. The exhaustion of being around family has hit.

27.12.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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26.12.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHow will you enter 2026?”

Me:

26.12.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0