Could not agree more!

RELAX AMERICA!!!

We Put All the much needed lower prices on a speed boat to America!!
-Trump Administration

PS Did you see the Lincoln bathroom after the renovation?

We only got 40 billion and sales of Soybeans to China.
- Farmer, Argentina

Beef on the way 😊

BREAKING NEWS

Canada to announce the winner of the first annual NORTH AMERICAN PEACE AWARD (NAPA). To qualify, the recipient must reside between Canada's southern border an Mexico's northern border, and have renovated a bathroom within the last 12 months prior to being awarded.

Stay Tuned!

Also, it is Sunday mid afternoon and Trump is STILL standing in front of a mirror with his Soccer Medal.

"Look at the way it brings out my orange complexion..."

Nice!

Ps nice ending, you’ll be sleeping indoors tonight 😉

Dreaming of Filet - o- Fish and a distraction from the Epstein Files.

Narrator : Hegseth Delivers

Trump dreaming:

“Man, woman, get outta here sheep! No I gotta start over, Man woman, windmill, mri beautiful, camera, Tv,…..”

Trump dreaming :

“a giant fountain of fish filet in the new ballroom….”

Dream on piggy, dream on

Sending a piece to talk peace

He also wakes to Fish filet, and beautiful MRI sir.

Finally! A kitchen table issue is, is, is not discussed.

Hegseth: “ I thought is was signaling my bartender when I sent the order to double tap”

Hegseth: my Military style is very similar to my bar style….double tap!

Doctor: “ Omg! The contrast, the light to dark ratios!!! Is this an MRI or a banksey?

Narrator: like looking into a black hole.

My ’grown up’ Christmas wish:

Reporter: “ Mr. President, why do you need such a big ballroom when, according to stormy Daniel’s, your balls aren’t really that big?”

Literally will spend six months just issuing pardons.

Big if true.

Regardless, the man had an mri that is the envy of all other mri’s?

“Sir? (Big doctor crying) your mri was the best I’ve ever seen!”

Captain?
Yes
We only have one scurvy on the manifest
Relax, this is the Mayflower not the Ark son

Narrator; And a descendant of that scurvy rose to the White House….

It. Will. Never. Whitewash. Her. Behavior. During. The. State. Of. The. Union. Address.

Lipstick on a, on a, ahhh, What Donald ? No, not that! Quiet Piggy! Lipstick on a ..............

To be Beautiful is to have skin the color of a navel orange, hair the color of Argentinian Hay-Bailout, and have a sensational neck vayjay that will hold 20 Mcdonald's fries while you choke down a filet-o-fish.

Okay, okay ! 30 McDonald's Fries, Sorry Piggy.

Perhaps it's all in translation?

See Russia has a piece plan, while the rest of the world is looking for a peace plan.

"Let's talk about peace"
"Sure comrade! We want this piece!"

What a 'both sides' message. 😂

This. Is. Only. Year. One. Of. Four.

Dear George,

Wouldn't have gone if invited! Those RINOS could learn from Me!!! They never had to ignore someone who collapsed in their office! I had to stand there for five whole minutes. Only I have what it takes to do that.
-DJT

Question:

Is Bubba being blown, out of proportion due to the tiny hands? Big if true

Line NOT in the movie Wonderful Life

"Every time someone in congress in censured, a turkey is discounted by 10%"

Buzz & Would He

The Mill's Toy Story

Media needs to stop comparing this president to any notion of normal presidential behavior. If it were anyone else, they would be subjected to mental health examinations.

Pretty sure if Cheney had a do over, Trump would be on the list to go hunting with him.
-Guessing