petey

there are saddam husseins everywhere for those with the eyes to see

yes, baby, yes, yes, baby, yes, yes, baby (yes, baby, yes)
yes, baby, yes, yes, baby, yes, yes, baby
yes, baby, yes, yes, baby, yes, yes, baby (yes, baby, yеs)

me sitting in a store display campground holding an axe threateningly sitting next to a fire with a head on it in front of a large moon print out. also I look sexy by the way

who wanna meet up and die

Pete Docter, who i obviously have the same first name as, graduated from the same HS i did

a woman in a school uniform says " i am so random i can 't believe i just did that " ALT: a woman in a school uniform says " i am so random i can 't believe i just did that "

two of my closest friends (who are not friends with one another) both being in Cleveland this weekend

every week i fall in love with a new man on Instagram

😡

if you regret enough of your life they should give you a do-over

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tell it i say hello

so you’re saying my 34yo ass has a chance…

Steamworks 2

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

because nothing is allowed to work for long and everything must become worse with time. confused why i have to remind you of all people about this.

everyone talks about Apple autocorrect like it’s not a setting we can turn off…like, 10 years autocorrect sober here ✋

Twilight Zone premise

Mariana Enríquez asks Rosalía to name a quality she looks for in a man:

“That he’s gay.”

(open.spotify.com/episode/7F69...)

we’ve asked millions of 26-year-olds to do that for like 2 decades at this point

i assume that cannot be easy to come by where you are

they should invent an organic apple that doesn’t start rotting the second it reaches my doorstep

sorry to be so late with this but

oh then you’re perfectly qualified! or so i hear…

yes

more like capricious and gaseous

pretty upset with my intestines this week tbh

Wire mommy seems colder than usual. Wonder what I did to disappoint her.

Björk saw Glitter album flop on release and said “…i know exactly what i need to do to keep the Vespertine tour afloat”