Percy

I dont smell that bad!

I don't know what you're-💥

Why get a massage from only one person when i can get one from everyone

You know I thought the scented candles were overkill at first but now I don't know if there are enough...
Either way thanks for the massage, you're not going to stop cause of a little gas are you~?

Art by @dreamy-yume.bsky.social

Mmnnff yeah that's the spot~

You know, you're a lot better at this than I thought you would be... and I know I don't smell fantastic, but isn't that a few too many scented candles!?

Five Pebbles my beloved

Now you're talking~

Yeah but people still need to know why he lools like that!

Maybe he'll put your frozen body on display like a statue too, just to embarrass you further~

Thank you haha, this has easily become one of my favourite pieces ive commissioned from just the tail maw alone~

And im glad im not thr only one who likes the golden gas lol

I think this version probably needs some explaining, so i put an explanation in the alt text lol

CW: petrification
There we go, finally still and quiet~

If you ask me gold is a good look on you, which is a good thing cause you're going to be stuck like that till I get bored of you~

Now I've got some rebranding to do so don't bother me again, not like you really can anyway~

Art by @y32010g.bsky.social

Oliver? Havent seen him.

Now lets see here, of course the idiot left his accounts logged in. Guess they're all mine now~
Only 2700 followers? Less than I'm used to but its better than nothing.

𝘔𝘔𝘔𝘔𝘗𝘏!

Shut up! Quit squirming, you're more comfortable when you stay still!

Art by ImmortalDegeneracy on FA
Featuring @deer1001.bsky.social

Rover is finding out the hard way why you should never make bets with a skunk.
Being the skunks seat was bad enough, but it seems like someone spiked Ollie's drink too. Thankfully whatever they slipped in his drink didn't do him any harm, but I cant say the same about Rover...

See isn't that much better, all warm and cosy now~
If you're still too cold you can always slip deeper, but I make no promises that you'll be able to crawl back out if you do~

Art by @rikuaoshi.bsky.social
Featuring RikuTheFolfo on Twitter

Winter has been unbearably cold this year, Riku keeps telling me that no amount of thick clothes or heavy blankets seems to be making much of a difference.
Thankfully I know somewhere nice and warm to keep him, although it seems like he'll need a bit of convincing~

I uh... I don't think that's how you make friends Ollie-

Art by @/cocostink.bsky.social

Looks like Ollie made a new friend!
And in true skunk fashion the first thing he's done is pin them under his fat musky ass...

Art by @y32010g.bsky.social
Featuring @freakyahhretreiver.bsky.social

Disobedience will not go without punishment, so just be a good dog and obey next time~

Art by @artodka.bsky.social

Oliver and Artie
Sitting in a tree
F-A-R-T-I-N-G

Art by SugarSock on FA

Little piece of advice, never try to sneak up on Sage... That smell has to be classed as a warcrime-

Reposting this cause I didn't know this existed till today