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NYC friends - please don't rank this fucking loser on your primary ballots. You all deserve better.

The only time I ever called 911 when I lived in Seattle was because a man was threatening to stab me. It took the cops 3 hours to respond and then they said there was nothing they could do because I “left the scene of the incident.” I guess next time it would help if I was threatened by a trans man

NIH scientists have a cancer breakthrough. Layoffs are delaying it. A big step forward in cancer therapy has been slowed by layoffs and new restrictions at the National Institutes of Health, where it was developed.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk are disrupting a breakthrough cancer treatment so they can fund tax cuts for billionaires.

Tell your friends.

4am Bluesky was once about multigender thirst pics and now it's about the imminent global economic collapse and while I know that right now it really does have to be about the latter rather than the former let me tell you I liked it better when it was all about that first thing

britney spears is smiling and saying yay me . ALT: britney spears is smiling and saying yay me .

Instead of buying myself a new purse and wallet from Coach Outlet, I got plane tickets to go to my 25th High School Reunion.

a woman is giving the middle finger to a man and says you 're just tiny little men to me right now ALT: a woman is giving the middle finger to a man and says you 're just tiny little men to me right now

I am setting my alarm to start calling this weasel at 9 am. As his constituent, I am going to let him know my thoughts with my angry-Latina-mom voice.

BREAKING: Postmaster General Louis DeJoy told Congress today that he signed an agreement to work with DOGE to cut jobs and spending. The USPS is planning to eliminate 10,000 jobs in the next 30 days through a "voluntary early retirement" program. https://oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-subsites/democrats-oversight.house.gov/files/evo-media-document/pmg-dejoy-to-congressional.leaders_3.13.2025.pdf @moreperfectunion.bsky.social

It is abundantly clear that this administration will shutdown the entire federal government no matter how Congress votes. If @SenateDems stop them now and reject the false choice of this CR, the issue is focused and in the hands of Congress, not Musk. #NoBlankChecks #FightBack

EMERGENCY ACTION 🚨
8AM Friday 3/14
9 Prospect Park West, near Grand Army Plaza.

@schumer.senate.gov needs to hear us: FIGHT BACK OR STEP DOWN.

Free Fax: Send Faxes Online Free Send a fax to anywhere in the U.S. or Canada for free.

SCHUMER TURNED OFF HIS VM!

SEND HIM A FAX!

VOTE NO ON CLOTURE!

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New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill.

They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451

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Since @schumer.senate.gov turns off his VM at 6pm, calling is futile tonight.

So fax him instead!

VOTE NO ON CLOTURE!

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Schumer's time at treasury today was the most enervating 20 seconds I have experienced in nearly forty years of life. It needs to be seen to be believed. He tried to start a "we will win!" chant and got dead air, then got chased off the podium by a spontaneous SHUT DOWN THE SENATE chant in the crowd

imagine being one of Elon's little broccoli-scalped bloodbags sitting down at some CIA lifer's machine to pull a copy of his user profile and the last thing your eyes catch before the black bag covers your head is his desktop background, a photo of JFK's limo from an angle nobody's seen before

Better than the original. Watch this instead of Emilia Pérez.

ceos: everyone must be in the office

also ceos: the whole qa team is now in bangalore

NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.

American citizens should not have to enter into a contract with a private company (that’s an X account signup!) to receive government communications

The party of "We'll only accept money from *good* billionaires"

Newsflash - there are no good billionaires.

He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.

Today in Proud Moments of Bipartisanship, it’s a shiny new concentration camp for the fascists on day nine! Congrats again to Democrats who seem committed to never winning an election ever again

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

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Listen to me very fucking carefully:

We need you. We fucking need __you__

There's no one else who can replace you in this fight — and it is a fight. And if you aren't fucking here anymore? That means you cannot contribute, we cannot replace you and we fucking need you.

Giant crowd of red-capped people outside holding Trump and confederate flags

SPD Announces It’s On Track to Meet 2025 Staffing Goals After All Thanks to New Pool of 1,500 Candidates: bit.ly/3PMzrxE

Earth Explodes

Earth Explodes
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Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade

Spicy ginger upset about getting pets. 🙄

Murphy has his own blanket at the end of the bed where he turns into a lumpy loaf of fluff after grooming. #gingerkitty