Bear Plug

Leather snap-on jockstrap

Elastic leather jockstrap

Elastic leather jockstrap without the pouch (bonus fat cock)

Extra bonus fat cock

I’ve lost 45 pounds in the last 6 months, so I can once again fit into the leather jockstrap. I also bought the elastic one for when I was fat(ter). Happy Jocktober! #FCF

Sunday morning bathroom pic

If you see this, post a bridge

It’s windy but not rainy, so we went to Lewes

It’s a rainy day at the beach. Not sure what we’re going to do

Vacation starts today

Because I also smell like the monkeys and the elephants, Hubs took me to Hofbräuhaus

When I was in college, I went to the library to read all the old issues of the Daily Kent Stater between April and early May 1970 when it abruptly and without warning stop publishing for the year. Just to see what it was like. Anyhow, happy Star Wars day

They don’t make this anymore. And yes I know it’s watered down bourbon. But it’s very smooth and it’s an excellent way to get drunk off your ass

That mirror I cleaned in November, somehow it’s dirty again

When this movie was first shown in 1955, it was preceded with a plea not to tell others how it ends. They were well aware even then that d-bags would try to spoil it. And they didn’t even have the internet

I think you’re way underestimating the willingness of catfishes to send out hole pics

Vinyl records: the emperor’s new audio medium

People of BlueSky! Let’s get to know each other better. What’s your all-time favorite TV show?

Quote share your answer in gif form

If some parent allows their kid to run wild in a public place and it starts invading the space where I’m trying to walk, I will trip that child and keep going

I love snow. I get that most people don’t. I used to live in northern Ohio, so I know what it’s like to have to deal with snow every day between December and March, and I remember that getting tiresome. We don’t get that much in northern Kentucky, and I miss it.

Eric at work used to go around saying to people, “He looks like that guy from the Hangover.” And I would say, “Eric think I look like Bradley Cooper.” And he would say, “Not him!” And I would say, “Eric thinks I look like Fat Jesus.” And he would say, “That’s it!”

Post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like.

Chubby guys wearing a t-shirt with moose and pine trees drawn on it

I made a T-shirt for my brother for Christmas with fabric markers

Hubs and I had Japanese food in Cold Spring (featuring an up-nostril view of my long-healed broken nose)

Nude pic of me in the Centurion Hotel, Kobe. November 2019

Bonus pic of me in my hotel in Kobe

Pic from the last place your passport was stamped. I still plan to gay marry Mister Donut

Oh yes. I love his music and the fact that he’s a stone-cold fox is just icing on the cake. And he seems like a decent person too

Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist (He would inevitably have to have a stern conversation with me about therapeutic boundaries). Quote yours

The Christmas decorating is done

We used a leaf blower to clean the gutters today. The unpleasant look on my face is because the back of the house is four storeys from the ground

I got my profile name because it’s shaped like a butt plug

The first fat cock Friday I have posted anywhere. Enjoy it while it’s fat

Show me your pet and who/what they’re named after

This is Boris

Hubs and I went to Easton Town Center yesterday