Andy Cimino

So, the US embassy in Saudi is currently on fire. Waiting for the GOP to blame it on Hillary in 3..2..1...

Just declaring war in this outfit, and then heading over to the nearest Flying J to find a lot lizard. No biggie, right?

Epic Fury? More like Epic Folly.

In other news, a terrible golfer wants the Supremes to give him a mulligan.

White House 'circulating' 17-page executive order draft to declare emergency over voting President Donald Trump, who has insisted on federalizing voting and who issued an executive order last March to pressure states to require proof of citizenship to register voters, is reportedly now be...

The only "emergency" has nothing to do with the safety of the Republic, it has everything to do with him and his associates avoiding trials and imprisonment.

Clinton: It then got at the end quite unusual because I started being asked about UFOs and a series of questions about Pizzagate. One of the most vile bogus conspiracy theories that was propagated on the internet.

From his expression, I can't tell whether Lil Marco is completely broken or absolutely murderous.

FINALLY. A serial loser congratulating some winners!

You'd think the Don wouldn't pose for so many selfies - he's already on the hook for that in spades.

Supremes decline to attend, by a 5-4 margin. A metaphor for our times.

RFK Jr. should be the Designated Survivor. Brain worms, cocaine toilet seats, sewage baths, raw milk, measles; quite a resume!

Watching Pam Bondi hearing clips. Gotta say, those kind of tantrums might've worked for you when you were 6. At 60, not so much.

BREAKING: Pam Bondi appears to have just committed a federal crime by lying under oath.

Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.

Thus spake whippersnapper: kids using old-timey terms again The kids are bringing back archaisms: old-timey language that's been out of use for decades, if not a century or more. Lummox, hoodwink, skedaddle, whence and hence… "Older slang is…

whatever

"The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.” - Crazy Orange Man.

Massie hints at identities of Epstein co-conspirators whose names were redacted Reps. Ro Khanna (D-Calif.) and Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) – who co-authored the Epstein Files Transparency Act – spent several hours on Monday reviewing Jeffrey Epstein documents without the Department of ...

C'mon, Tom; we need names, not "hints". If you're dangling yet ultimately withholding names for your own political purposes, you're as corrupt as the rest of the GOP.

The Birthday Suit Super-G is about to get underway.

State Department will delete X posts from before Trump returned to office The policy change orders the removal of any post made by official State Department accounts on X before President Trump returned to office in 2025.

State Department will delete all pre-Trump X posts

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We have always been at war with Eurasia

That Melania movie is so bad, Greg Abbott got up and walked out early.

I guess we're about to find out if we might've needed those thousands of laid-off FEMA workers.

Truly "Liberal" media would scrutinize the nutzo elderly 47th Prez more than they did the merely befuddled elderly 46th one.

Inviting a bunch of authoritarians and warmongers to join a "Board of Peace". Once again through the looking-glass.

Some guy set up redirects from nazis.us and gestapo.us to the DHS and ICE websites, and he deserves a medal.

Anger in Iceland over incoming US ambassador’s ‘52nd state’ joke Thousands sign petition calling on Iceland’s foreign minister to reject Trump ally Billy Long’s nomination

It's all fun and games until someone loses an island.

Trump gives red state a pass on 'one of the biggest welfare fraud scandals of all time' Donald Trump and his administration have put a massive spotlight on welfare fraud in Minnesota in recent weeks, threatening to pull all federal welfare funds from the blue state, but according to a Th...

Crackdown on Minnesota, yet Mississippi gets a pass? This whole thing is NOT about fraud, it is about revenge.

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

all my life I was told that America had the greatest system of government ever — but all I can see is one party high-fiving itself over the state-sponsored murder of its citizens, and the other party impotently writing strongly-worded letters about it. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

YouTube video by Tiedrich Jesse Ventura ftw

who is that? you mean the draft-dodging coward?

ExxonMobil CEO calls Venezuela 'uninvestable' The meeting was the latest chapter in Trump's open-ended intervention in Venezuela, a South American nation he has said he wants to control for years

Oil companies with a hard nope. Didn't Don say the tariffs would pay for this sort of thing?

“No one wants to go in there when a random fucking tweet can change the entire foreign policy of the country.” - Random Oil Exec.