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"I pooped my pants"

Eagles need to move on from Sirianni and see if Andy Reid will come back.

Good call, I'm sure Cutler's PO would sign off on it.

What? Maybe they want to kick the tires on Joe Namath, too.

Grizzlies!

I've never been as drunk as the refs in tonight's Cowboys v Lions game. And I hope I never am.

Punching up my sad cold desk lunch by microwaving it. Can't say it's much better. A hot peanut butter and jelly isn't very good.

Yes, but when will science devise a method more accurate for snowfall measurement than the patio furniture method?

Det finns inget dåligt väder, bara dåliga kläder

Only psychopaths pay with checks at the grocery store.

Eagles in an absolute free fall. This team is a disaster.

I don't think Dan Campbell understands math.

They're borderline illiterate, they meant "backgrounds in psychopathy"

Both things can be true

Totally checked out.

Philadelphia Eagles are a mess. They're not running it back this year and I'm not sure they care.

Bobby Hauck's shoes honk when he walks #BrawloftheWild

That's our one allotted good Thursday Night Football game of the year. I hope you all enjoyed it before next week's Lions v Packers crapfest.

Really thought Allen would pull it out. Condolences, but that was one of the better games I've seen this year.

Powerful.

Suck it, Drake!

Dodgers win an epic series, but Toronto will be back.

Dodgers got this.

Here we are all "No Kings," but the monarchy are the only ones holding Epstein collaborators accountable.

Tiny Tim famously was found to be faking it.

I'm going to run for president just so I can tear down the west wing and put up a Showbiz Pizza instead. If you're not nice to me, you won't get in.

Wait until he finds out what happened to the Alfred P. Murrah building. Just kidding. That coke-addled mouth breather couldn't possibly focus long enough to type that into Google, let alone read the results.

Can't ever pull for Toronto because of Drake.

... or, Payton needs to play every quarter like they're down by multiple scores and let Nix go nuts.

Nix is not an NFL caliber QB. Payton knows it and his play calling shows his lack of faith in him.