@notmatthogan.bsky.social
Catch me outside how 'bout that
You might be frustrated by AI but please remember it's not frustrated by you
28.05.2025 05:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YMCA walked so HOTTOGO could run.
26.04.2025 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They be sayin', don't let Sunday ruin your Monday, I'm sayin', don't let Friday ruin your Saturday!
12.04.2025 09:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hootie and June
02.04.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a hat on a hat, mate.
31.03.2025 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Panzanella - sandwich in disguise
25.03.2025 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0March is for skipping work and riding pow
20.03.2025 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has venmo ever made a single improvement to their garbage interface? Top Friends would be an easy fix
11.03.2025 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tang! It's a kick in the glass
07.03.2025 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ready to radbomb the recess hole. #headingtoutah
20.02.2025 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The dog walkers of Portland appreciate the shovelers of Portland. #keepyourstripclean
15.02.2025 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Don't have a cow, it's cluckin' time!
06.02.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anybody remember panini presses?!
04.02.2025 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Loggerhead sea turtles can weigh up to 375 pounds! Nobody even knows how many kilograms that is.
03.02.2025 04:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cruise, booze, jacuzz. Institute of Professional Leisure
30.01.2025 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I polled the stakeholders and opted for a Coleman as a steak-holder, hoping my beef will stay colder.
29.01.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What's up?
23.01.2025 05:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0'Tweet tweet' but at a butterfly's volume 🦋
23.01.2025 00:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
