This hawk (??) was our escort for yesterday’s neighborhood jaunt. Just when I thought it was heading out for good, it would circle back. #birds #birdsofprey
18.03.2025 22:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This hawk (??) was our escort for yesterday’s neighborhood jaunt. Just when I thought it was heading out for good, it would circle back. #birds #birdsofprey
18.03.2025 22:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*than
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95% of (gestures this way and that) is dreadful…but the redbuds are budding! And today while picking acorns and wintertime debris from garden beds I came across at least 37 juicy earthworms. Little victories. #spring #redbuds #littlevictories
18.03.2025 21:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have scraped dog shit from my boot with more charm that this man-shaped bag of garbage.
18.03.2025 21:55 — 👍 232 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0My crusted over mom-heart just shed a few of its scabs. This is lovely.
06.03.2025 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thin Lizzie has seen enough & is taking to her attic. #skellyhybernation #bigskelly
02.03.2025 23:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
01.03.2025 04:03 — 👍 67666 🔁 14432 💬 3077 📌 1208Why? Do you have a method for turning it into an egg substitute?
01.03.2025 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey…but tgif? jk, the fuckery tends not to take weekend off.
01.03.2025 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0so disgusting.
01.03.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kurt Vonnegut could turn this into a savage short story if he’d find a way to reanimate himself…
28.02.2025 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A cattle prod will nip this in the bud.
28.02.2025 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is so much to sort through and then fact check and I was honestly shocked when this turned out to be true. And then I wasn’t.
27.02.2025 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a true tool.
27.02.2025 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I once had a sandwich that, instead of bread, there were crispy latkes. Holding in my turkey and cranberry relish.
27.02.2025 02:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stabby is not just IN the regular rotation, it cuts to the front of the line every single day.
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23.02.2025 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Murphy vs Stinkbug
#mutts4eva #dogsofbluesky #collies
she’s the embodiment of an off brand can of cheese.
07.02.2025 03:29 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’m impressed by these metrics.
06.02.2025 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A favorite recent memory is a road trip through Nova Scotia and having the luck to hang out in Lunenburg on Canada day. I was definitely swooning, b/c the celebrations were low key perfection coupled with coastal NS magic. And now my crush has intensified. #novascotia
02.02.2025 03:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Love to see it
02.02.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know. Aren’t most athletes DEI hires? Though it might be fun to see the NBA revamped into a bunch of subpar white dudes cosplaying as athletes.
01.02.2025 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Solid plan.
31.01.2025 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When toast betrays us: a thematic analysis of gluten gone rogue.
30.01.2025 16:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I KNEW IT!
27.01.2025 12:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fabergé was just a bit ahead of his time on egg prices.
27.01.2025 11:53 — 👍 6898 🔁 1064 💬 6 📌 1must be a late bloomer.
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