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I don't need to provide amusement or enjoyment. I don't need to receive any amusement or enjoyment. I'm completely fine with that. Because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. It's just a complete waste of fuckin' time.

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Max Dowman is him, isn’t he?

07.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope we take three minutes for every single set piece just to boil more piss.

07.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œGet your woman on the floor”.

07.03.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m all for it. I want to bathe in the complete insanity of just playing all of the attackers. Proper Big Man in the league cup vibes.

07.03.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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4-5-1?

3-1-3-3?

4-6?

3-7?

07.03.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Was that Lando at the end?! Was Sainz even in it?!"

06.03.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw it and it's actually awful. Some of the shots of drivers are so far away or so short that if the graphic on screen wasn't there, you'd struggle to know who it was. That includes the guy who fucking won the whole thing last year.

I'll be staggered if it isn't re-edited.

06.03.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That video on The White House twitter account is quite something…

06.03.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just heard that George Russell hasn't done the "T-pose" in the F1 2026 intro video and now I believe the season should be cancelled.

05.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

When someone incorrectly calls it a stream.

05.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have the "mentality monsters" stopped crying about not being able to cheat to more wins yet?

05.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Football".

05.03.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All the guff from other managers, players, fans and the media is just creating a siege mentality for our club. The more they whinge, the more I want Arteta to succeed in the grimmest way possible, just to keep fucking them all off.

Send a team to try and play against us, just once. Then complain.

05.03.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yep. Mad. Makes fuck all sense.

04.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve lost three games all season. It’s fucking mad.

04.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eze left, Odegaard at 10, Gyokeres in the bin. We move!

04.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or the sea. It’s right there.

04.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Etihad is stunned!

Oh, no, wait, it always sounds like that.

04.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy fuck, Forest cleared it off the line in the last five seconds!

04.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gabriel has been colossal.

04.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rodri, still playing, despite being charged by the FA, scores for 115 charges.

A vile club filled with vermin.

04.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is horrible stuff. It’s like we’ve forgotten how to play cohesive football. Proper grim.

04.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal are a slog…

04.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time the camera cuts to Hurzeler.

04.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gyokeres is a slog…

04.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He kept twatting the ball away with zero composure. Again, he wasn’t alone. There was mass head loss. Arteta has his favourites. Clearly Norgaard isn’t one of them, hence it will take the inevitable injury to force him to do something.

04.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant in the last twenty minutes about Gab. They all lost their heads! Norgaard was absolutely not alone. Watching basic mistakes from the whole team except Raya was the bigger worry. Norgaard from the start today would have been fine in my eyes.

04.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And at least it’s a world cup year too…

04.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gabriel was even worse than Norgaard. Is he crap also? He hasn’t played badly in any other performance he’s had for us, so I can’t use one game where everyone was fucking turd for the last twenty as the stick by which we beat him. The whole team only completed seven passes from the 85th minute.

04.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0