Isabel Oakeshott: anti-migration commentator, economic migrant to Dubai, possible future evacuee of the very British state she insists is broken.
Isn’t it funny how mobility becomes acceptable when it’s your own?
Isabel Oakeshott: anti-migration commentator, economic migrant to Dubai, possible future evacuee of the very British state she insists is broken.
Isn’t it funny how mobility becomes acceptable when it’s your own?
Is someone feeling a bit miffed tonight by any chance?
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Sorry mate, but that’s not a scandal. A scandal is more like when an MP is seen with Eddy Butler, a former BNP activist and founder member of Nazi group Combat 18.
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02.03.2026 08:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Which would have been much improved by a fried egg.
01.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry Sire. I forgot that you are restricted to the beige foods. Hope you enjoyed your poached cod and boiled potatoes.
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Cat?
I have a cat?
Ooh and a bit of red
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Actually
Whilst I would normally agree with this….
Tonight we are having cannon of venison, garlicky mushrooms, sprouting broccoli and sweet potato parmentier.
#NoEggRequired
Take a look at this video, 'howzatt i messed about she found me out' share.google/muas2ELxCAlQ...
01.03.2026 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant Hapus
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Don’t you dissolve in water?
Asking for a friend.
But he is wrong 😎
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28.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A seagull presenting an annoying TV documentary on the British seaside in which it discusses lots of boringly obvious things about being a seagull and says "JOIN ME ON MY SEAGULL JOURNEY" a lot.
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A goat who lives behind my house, who is angling her neck awkwardly in a rather pathetic and desperate attempt to see my television set and catch the finale of season 7 of The Gilmore Girls.
THREAD.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text.
Thank you for the tunes Neil. Rest easy.
youtu.be/MtIibcNDQ6o
It’s ok. Our neighbour has already built the effigy. Ready and waiting.
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Does Mr Pip have more teefs than you?
Asking for a friend.
