I can never remember if the gown is supposed to close in the front or in the back.
09.03.2026 10:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can never remember if the gown is supposed to close in the front or in the back.
09.03.2026 10:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A brown tabby cat with green eyes and majestic whiskers sits on a bed. A piece of blue fabric seems to be wrapped around her body.
Good morning from Timber who looks like she has enrobed herself in this piece of blue fabric that was once a packing material and is now her favourite plaything.
09.03.2026 10:09 β π 34 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Bored club girl meme: A young woman looks unimpressed while a guy pressed too close to her talks her ear off.
Just received a, βWell, actually, Jennyβ¦β email from a male colleague so I guess #WomensDay is over for 2026.
08.03.2026 22:38 β π 36 π 3 π¬ 2 π 2A statue of a white cat with blue eyes standing on its hind legs. Each hand is holding a tray for books, drinks, tissues, etc. It's weird. I want it.
There's also this saucy minx for $439.99.
08.03.2026 20:08 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0A statue of a white cat holding a gold tray over its head. I think it's meant to be a side table. It's weird and weirdly cute. I want it.
Shopping for side tables and happened upon this beauty for just $369.99.
I thought your timeline could use a little overpriced whimsy.
You're welcome!
Happy #WomensDay!
08.03.2026 15:52 β π 45 π 7 π¬ 0 π 1Itβs worth a try.
08.03.2026 12:48 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A blue circular sticker featuring the face of Canada's laziest and maybe most corrupt premier - Doug Ford. The words in white around his face say, "This is why Ontario can't have nice things."
Doug Ford has two weeks left of his 15-week winter holiday before he and his cabal of Cons return to Queen's Park to continue destroying what's left of the province.
Maybe we should decorate the neighbourhood to welcome him back.
stickersbyjls.etsy.com
Another reason why Doug Ford wants his nepo-baby nephew to run for mayor in Toronto.
Time to dig out my #NoJetsTO paraphernalia.
On Friday mornings when weβve had too little sleep, we dance in the kitchen and sing along to songs from our childhood while we get ready to celebrate the end of a very long week.
youtu.be/a2pA8XZRb7c?...
Yes. This morning.
05.03.2026 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was wondering about that too. I donβt think my Bluesky account shows up but I see some people seem to have both.
05.03.2026 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A black circle with the word gander in white. Three Canadian geese are flying to the right. The words at the bottom say, βThe social media you want, built in Canada.β
Just got my invitation to try #Gander.
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If youβre testing the waters, too, let me know how to find you.
I canβt decide if waking up early and planning lessons for my Grade 3 students while the world literally and figuratively burns is pointless and demoralizing or if itβs providing respite from the chaos and saving whatβs left of my sanity.
05.03.2026 12:01 β π 35 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1
Nepo-baby Mikey Ford didn't have the power as Minister of Citizenship & Multiculturalism to bulldoze the Science Centre for Uncle Doug.
The City of Toronto owns it and is "entirely responsible for the decision making surrounding the future of the site."
Hmm...
www.blogto.com/city/2023/12...
Top left: A student uses a shovel to try to break a large slab of ice. Top right: A student uses a planter to create a snow structure. Bottom left: A student smiles holding a large cylinder of ice that she and her friends just released from a soup pot. Bottom right: A snow fort in front of a brick wall.
βLetβs check on our ice,β turned into 90 minutes of outdoor learning and fun in the sunshine on the third-floor patio of our 100-year old school today.
04.03.2026 21:26 β π 32 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Signed up for the spring session of yoga at my local community center.
Get ready for my poise and grace, neighbours!
βYes, weβre going in the wrong direction, but weβre going in the wrong direction slower than everybody else.β
Incredible.
Nor locally.
03.03.2026 22:11 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe Pierre means this Robin Hood.
03.03.2026 22:07 β π 33 π 4 π¬ 8 π 1A white amaryllis with pink streaks unfolding its flowers in a sunny elementary classroom.
Interrupting your doomscrolling with some #Bloomscrolling.
Our classroom amaryllis has started to bloom.
A man poses in a colourful mirror and takes a photo of himself looking grumpy. Itβs weird.
Doug Fordβs new Chief of Staff.
03.03.2026 15:16 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A drawing of a black and white bird standing on a tree stump. The words beside it say, βDingleberries gonna dingleberry.β The date at the bottom is Tuesday, March 3, 2026.
This made me laugh more than it probably should have.
Happy Tuesday!
(From the @effinbirds.com desktop calendar.)
If Doug Ford cared about the people of Ontario half as much as he cares about alcohol sales, maybe we wouldnβt have 2.5 million people searching for a family doctor in this province.
Oh well. Bottoms up, everyone!
A yellow and red lion puppet for the lunar new year lion dance. A child in front of the lion is raising their hand to pet the lion.
Moments before I was devoured by the lion, much to the delight of my students.
02.03.2026 22:05 β π 33 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0A screenshot of red platforms and green ladders from the video game Donkey Kong from the early 80s.
βHero rushes to save a woman kidnapped by a giant ape. Film at 11.β - Ben Mulroney (probably)
02.03.2026 16:50 β π 198 π 19 π¬ 2 π 2A red lion amaryllis in full bloom.
Good morning!
Did you know that your cortisol levels spike 30-45 minutes after waking up?
Did you also know that looking at flowers significantly lowers cortisol levels?
Youβre welcome!
Now go have a great day.
Havenβt seen one around in a long time.
01.03.2026 23:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A raccoon eats a peanut on a dirty patio at dusk.
Oh hello!
01.03.2026 23:18 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1A brown tabby sleeps peacefully on someoneβs legs.
Sunday afternoons are usually for grocery shopping and meal prep.
Usually.