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And for added fun, my cleric got his powers because he was drunk and losing a card game so he yelled out that he'd worship whichever god would bless him at cards. His holy relic is the wooden beer stein he was holding when he made the challenge.

My D&D group just took out a group of goblins that outnumbered us before they could release an ogre on us and the fight started with our warrior getting knocked out on the first hit (I'm playing a cleric and got him back up before his turn even started).

Exactly. The "good" part is that my knee will feel perfectly fine in about a half hour, I just won't do anything to exacerbate it tonight. Sometimes when I'm walking the miniscus slips out of place so I just stop walking, slowly bend my knee a few times, and it pops back in with no pain.

Yesterday I was able to walk 12k steps without a problem. Tomorrow might be fine or a different part of my knee might decide it doesn't want to work right.

Cumulative. My roommate has been stuck in a cycle of new health problem, bed rest, feels good for two days, repeat. So I haven't had time to get my arm looked at, the neck is just from constant stress from home and work, and my knee has just been fucked in general since highschool.

Proof that over 40 is old. I'm currently stuck on the couch with an ice pack on my knee, a heating pad on my neck and shoulders, 90% sure I tore my right bicep, and I can't put pressure on my right thumb without pain. And I'm my roommate's primary caregiver. #old #outtopasture

in the spider world a goody two shoes is someone who is very nice but very poor

Yet I hear people complaining that he's only defending it in AEW.

That's brilliant. I would definitely pop for that being an annual event. Schedule it in January just to make the Fedheads lose their minds. 🤼

It's also a callback to the early days of the Opps. There was a segment when Joe and Hook were on camera backstage and Joe was talking like Shibata was holding the camera and said, "c'mon 'Speak N Spell" and led them to a locker room to confront Mark Sterling.

I just know they both were laughing their asses off when they found out about this nickname.

So...your top guys go to #AEW but the roster is so stacked, they're "barely used" and that means the guys that are still in NJPW are better? No shade on NJPW, just on this chucklehead.

Sweet sanity, it really does. I literally thought about watching this when I got up this morning, before I'd even heard the news.

"Marina, why do you slap my husband before his matches?"
"Well. It's not NOT sexual."
"....well alright."

i did a little edit lol anyone else nostalgic for the early Dynamite graphics? #aew

I would say Headlock Takeover but MJF already did that to Darby so...

I see we've moved on from "Hangman is pulling a Cody" to "We all must cancel HBO Max immediately or the world will end".

I need a shirt of them drawn like Pinky and the Brain. I will buy a bunch of them so my entire friend group and their kids can wear them.

Okay @justlucy.bsky.social you win!

#AEW

Showing this match to my roommate tonight. She loves Pac but doesn't understand why people love Omega. She's only been watching for about two years so hasn't seen much of healthy Kenny.

MJF talking about his generation and a lack of watching wrestling.

#AEW

Thanks for the heads up. Just blocked them as well.

Just had to block these four bot accounts trying to link to Roblox crap. They're flooding the timelines and adding tags for things like #AEW and the upcoming Resident Evil game.

@1robloxscripts.bsky.social

@combowick.bsky.social

@1freerobloxscripts.bsky.social

@freerobloxscript.bsky.social

This is amazing

Do I want to see Okada wrestle more? Yes. Am I good with silly Okada getting between Fletcher and Takeshita in the meantime? Also yes. 🤼

Alright, which one of you cursed that poor woman?

I’m just gonna throw this out here now…yall are gonna be really upset when Hangman loses at Revolution because Jericho returns and costs him the match to kick off a multi month musical feud with MJF until All In.

Lmao your pfp is perfect for this post.

I know when people talk about women choosing the bear, they mean the forest dwelling type, but my brain always goes to the big, furry gay guys whether they dwell in the forest or the SoHo district. Either way, they're definitely safer.