Joe

Oh my god

The way Trump dragged the entire world down to his level is actually hilarious. The ultimate narcissist, nobody comes close. World leaders and business leaders kissing the ring and bringing literal gifts of gold (Tim Cook) just to appease an 80 year old child. Insult him and FBI raid your house lol

Materialists was really shit. It’s been annoying me all day

David Lammy is so out of his depth it’s terrifying

Israel about to bomb Iran oh fabbbbb

Are there even any Spanish people at Primavera

Beautiful things are happening

That Ukrainian drone assault is insane fair play

Higher NI bill, higher monthly student loan deduction, less in your pension. Twats

HMRC plans for tax raid on pensions Salary sacrifice shake-up could cost workers extra £500 a year

Oooooh my god fuck off

www.telegraph.co.uk/money/tax/hm...

Is Hoopla cancelled loooool

He’s unstoppable

I have to say, regrettably, Donald Trump is one of the funniest people alive. The quotes from the last 7 days alone are all-timers

BREAKING: George Santos sentenced to prison The former Republican lawmaker was expelled from Congress, then pleaded guilty to more than 20 criminal charges.

BREAKING: George Santos sentenced to 87 months in prison.

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

hello from Vienna, which I found out tonight has a fast food place called "Hab's Burgers"

I’m still here and I hope I never leave

What Israel is doing is more than a genocide. It went beyond that.

GaGa at Coachella might be the best thing I’ve ever watched

How is this real life 😂😂

Wild how YMCA is now a fascist theme tune

LOVE soy sauce

If I send you this it means I checked my pension

Remember: the stock is just on sale. It’s fine. Just a huge discount. Totally fine. Just an end of season flash sale. Really cheap. Everything’s completely fine

Too soon

is this actually a bigger dip than during Covid? 😭

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax

Them: What band are you in

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band?

😬

A 20% universal tariff — combined with full retaliation from other nations on US goods — would be a “worst-case scenario” for the US economy, Moody’s Analytics chief economist Mark Zandi told CNN on Tuesday. An economic ‘wipeout’ A Moody’s simulation found that such an escalation in the trade war would wipe out 5.5 million jobs, lift the unemployment rate to 7% and cause US GDP to drop by 1.7% from peak to trough. “If that happens, we get a serious recession. It’s a wipeout for the economy,” Zandi said, adding that he thinks Trump will announce a less extreme tariff regime to avoid such damage.

GET READY TO TOUCH THE STOVE

Crazy work for a 5 year old

Trump is guna walk into Greenland like Putin did in Crimea and nobody will do anything. But the whole global order will shift lol fun time to be alive