Amari :: Nonbinary Bitch

swear your allegiance, give penance for my day of birth

ahahaha just kidding about all that stuff I said I just got a free grill :)

every fucking day I wake up in this piss world

having a bad birthday makes me want to k*ll myself and I can't help that

I wanna be in a band but let me just scream my favorite songs and cry and everyone just watch

the good news: everything fades

the bad news: everything fades

they should make a taco bell item that doesn't make you moan sexually

once you actually internalize that society is fake and we just made everything up and none of this is real other than the "realness" people have placed upon it, it's insane that anyone thought any of this would work in the first place

federal loans wanna garnish my wages, I think a lemon garnish would taste a lot better

if I had a dollar for every racist thing my coworkers have said to me, I'd have like $15. that ain't shit. I got credit cards to pay off

boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I watch cat videos and cry on company time

I'm just a girl, my biggest dream is to say "SEIZE HIM" and have my goons capture an enemy of the state

I pray I go to hell, I'ma have a grocery list of bitches I am beating until they get detached retinas

the doom eternal soundtrack stays on during sex

the sacrifices took place at the top of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, they cut their caHearts out

"they won't let us into government buildings" bitch ass bitch you better open the damn door

Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime

DUO IS GONNA FUCKING DIE AND YOURE HERE LAUGHING????

Me who has 10 minutes in Spanish: JAJAJAJAJAJA

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of my followers who are currently having sex while reading this post

hey shawty, is you the twisting and unending fires of the underworld, scorching the tormented souls for eternity? bc you are HAWT

work wife? work husband? I'd throw lit cigarettes at my coworkers if I saw them pumping gas

the camo Midwest Princess hats are the MAGA hats for bisexuals

happy valentines day, I will be crawling on your ceiling at 7:59pm to spread the love

vegetarians: I eat vegetables instead of meat
carnists: I eat meat and no vegetables
RFK: I-I-I ea-a-at ba-atteries ra-aw

for every unmelanated person that "didn't understand the halftime show" I'm gonna tell them I "didn't understand LotR"

she gulf on my amer til I ca

if I catch you crackers at target I'm going to fist fight you

what if we just picked up the wildfire and dropped it in DC

I walk into Trader Joe's and immediately start receiving psychic damage.