Haschel Cedricson

If I had a nickel for every time my favorite member of the Trail Blazers was a Francophone small forward who specialized in defense I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice. #RipCity

Gotta support anybody who played in one of my FRG/LSGs (except Mr. Steak, obvs).

I think "Kong" is less a traditional last name and more of a spiritual tradition. This would explain why so many unrelated characters have Kong as a last name, including villains and DK's crush Candy Kong. It's the DK Island version of Sikhs using "Singh" as their last name.

Objectively not a great game. Subjectively I loved it so much my online name has been "Haschel" for 25 years and indeed some of my friends call me Haschel more than they call me by my actual name.

You're just luring everyone into a sense of false confidence for next season.

Spotify DJ: "Let's keep the vibe going with some more upbeat music!"
Me: Yes, this is good.
Spotify DJ: "Up next it's 'Oasis' by Amanda Palmer.
Me: Oh noooooooo

I don’t know what my favorite part is, but somewhere in the top ten is probably getting to use the word “fuck” in official documents and grad school assignments all the time.

My least favorite part of working in special education is my inability to remember which acronyms have “B” stand for “Behavior” and which acronyms have “B” stand for “Behavioral”.

Hey @juiceone.bsky.social , I added your art to my RJJ Wall and my students think it’s fantastic.

I'm doing my part!

I love it. <3

I sure could use some of my ADHD meds to help with all this grad school stuff but I also would like to go to sleep before 4:30 AM so this sucks.

I don't know about my name, but he sure as hell didn't know Ole Swede or Sourdough Sam's names.

As a child who once grilled the guy using a microphone to make it sound like the Paul Bunyan statue was speaking on whether or not he could remember Paul Bunyan lore, this really spoke to me.

Just don't call the Deepwater Horizon oil spill washed up, they're still paying for it today!

I mean, I WASN'T worried about that but now that you brought it up...

That is not an exaggeration. Also, this is my desk at work:

As a man who has literally made over 150 Simpsons memes about Raymond J. Johnson Jr I wholeheartedly approve.

I just learned how to pronounce "Wilkes-Barre". What the *fuck*?

The bar down the street from my house no longer charges $28.99 for the steak dinner; they now have it listed on the menu as being "market price". It happened on the first day of the Trump administration so he owns it.

Non-family members need to know that the Rugrats Uno Incident of 1999 was absolutely a real event that almost ruined a camping trip.

I need all of you to acknowledge how proud you are of me for NOT getting pedantic about the rules of Uno with my students this morning. This is doubly so for family members who remember the Rugrats Uno Incident of 1999.

About to move a whole bunch of pairs of suspenders back to the active roster.

My daughter got a book on how to do origami with a dollar bill for Christmas. Naturally I sprung into action to show how a $20 bill can be folded to show 9/11, with the flaming twin towers on one side and the Pentagon on the other. The family is not impressed.

I had Dankmus's "YES" as my number 3.

I know what you mean, but as far as the quote goes statistics are weird. The vast majority of people have more than the average number of legs.

I thought Tommy DeVito was due!

@iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social I'm not Irish but I have been listening to these guys a lot this week.